well it was late at night
I presumed since you made this thread just for fun, I can have a little fun with you. I didn't think you would take that comment seriously.
I am also looking for perfection: please find me a car that can
1. go from 0-60mph in nearly 0sec
2. stop from 60-0mph in nearly 0sec
3. make a 90degree turn (almost sharp)
4. can tow a camping trailer that's at least 1 ton
5. uses almost no fossil fuel or any external energy (must be self-generated)
6. clear coat and paint that last almost forever and almost never chip
7. maintain the majority of aforementioned performance at 0ft altitude and at 5000ft.