zabzaf
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Hey timkwhite-Valhalla 2 is arriving tomorrow. How does it sound out of the box?
Hey timkwhite-Valhalla 2 is arriving tomorrow. How does it sound out of the box?
Introducing...
KAYANDJOHN's BURN-IN SERVICE
Saving you from hearing crummy audio.
Long time in the making, even longer in the need, this Burn In Service begins by the buyer routing delivery of his/her audio system to OUR house instead of his.
We, rather than the purchaser, then USE the system, burning it in until we find that it has reached its own plateau of optimal performance.
If that plateau is sufficiently high to be deserved by the esteemed customer who bought the audio component, we send it to that customer.
If not, we keep the component, thereby sparing the customer screeching treble, muddy bass, or anything in between.
Example:
Suppose zabzaf (entirely fictional name) has just bought a Valhalla 2 (and you know that Schiit is made up!). zabzaf delivers his tube amp to us, where we descend upon it like a hoard of lepers to put it through its paces. zabzaf is then free from listening to his amp in any but the best mature condition... like a teenager, he has delegated its growing pains to us. If we think that it reaches a maturity deserving of the high standards of zabzaf, after a year or three, we send it back. If not, we don't!
Please take a number for faster service, as this offer is sure to sell out!
That sounds quite labour-intensive. I presume there will be a considerable charge for such an expert service.
Do you guarantee that the equipment will only be listened to by certified golden-ears using approved audiophile source material?
That sounds quite labour-intensive. I presume there will be a considerable charge for such an expert service.
Do you guarantee that the equipment will only be listened to by certified golden-ears using approved audiophile source material?
As a Certified "Harman Trained Listener" & "Phillips - Golden Ears" member, I am proud to announce that through an exclusive partnership with KAYANDJOHN's BURN-IN SERVICE, you can pay for a listening upgrade to guarantee that only certified Ears hear your gear in it's infancy stages, helping to mold it into the wonderful grown-up piece of equipment you always dreamed it and could become.
I.
Am.
IMPRESSED!!
I have taken the Golden Ears tests and, to say the least, Didn't Get Very Far.
Yes, AKGunkie, our Burn In Service is pleased to offer you a position as its Technical Director. You can be the Sean Olive of KAYANDJOHN'S BURN-IN SERVICE!
I sure I'm not worthy of the Sean Olive comparison, but i look forward to our business partnership!
Sold. Shipment diverted. Please be on the lookout for it.
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