I will say, I had the same first impressions when I picked up a pair of IE 900. Turns out they were just super fakes.Fingers crossed, I had very high hopes for these...
Sounded exactly as described... rolled off top-end, yet sibilant. Muffled. Lacking definition. Just, not good.
Then, I picked up a pair directly from HP.com and it's been a completely different experience.
I hope your buddy didn't somehow end up with a fraudulent pair -- i.e., someone buys both a fake and a legit pair, then returns the fake pair but keeps the legit pair. The retailer has no idea, and the super fakes look nearly identical, so they list it as "open box" or something.
It's sad, but there are a lot of fake IE 900s out there from what I've seen. And, they sound like sh!t.
Also true.So your evaluation of the iem is correct. And if you don't like that, then that's okay.