No offense, Jamie, but can you explain how to do it right?
I'm not saying you're wrong but I have my friendly doubts.
"as quiet as digital" is hard to believe since with great equipment you can actually hear the record turning. Often, with a very good pressing, the dead space between the tracks sounds virtually silent, but not black-silent like digital. As mentioned above, listening volume plays an enormous role. I play my system loud. Really loud.
Are you EQing out frequencies or using compressor/limiters? Not me
Are you using $1000.00 record cleaners? (which in my experience with Nitty Gritty couldn't remove all dirt pops.) I've owned a VPI 16.5 for ~ 20 years and use a number of fluids for specific applications. It also helps that it was I who unsealed most of the LPs; they're in pristine condition. That's a crucial variable.
Do the $5000.00 turntables fix this problem? If you mean productive LP playback, if setup properly, yes.
I can tell a lot of times when a professional CD is mastered from vinyl as you can here the odd pop.Sure, it happens.
I hope you don't take this the wrong way as I'm not trying to show you up... I'm just not a vinyl enthusiast. I'm not, either, but I do love LPs, records, and albums.