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Originally Posted by skaler /img/forum/go_quote.gif > Subject: Drugs > > > In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic > name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of > Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called > Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. > > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful > consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced > that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also > considered were mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of > course, Ibepokin. > > Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in > liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage > suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to > literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call > this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "****tails," > "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will > market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO" . |
Originally Posted by SoundGoon /img/forum/go_quote.gif What did the Bra say to the Hat? - "You go on ahead, I gotta give these two a lift." |