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okay, so i've had my speculations and i expected it to suck.. but now that i've heard this album, the brunth with which it sucks is overbearing and incredible. it is so pathetic in every which way i just can't believe it. i like to think of it as slayer meets linkin park, more towards linkin park. although the occasional thrash riff is evident, the vocal stylings and everything else just scream fake.
oh, and i discovered how they pulled off the whole "long song" thing. all the reviewers were hailing this album as a breakthrough because the songs are long "like the old days" right? well every song is way too long. the songs aren't written in the stylings of old with long solos and extended guitar sequences. they just repeat the chorus for an extra three minutes straight. the first track is perfectly evident of this: a three minute song that somehow turns out to be five minutes long. oh, and don't forget the sudden thrash instrumental in the last thirty seconds that has nothing to do with the track, but it's there because it's "old school" i guess. i'd call this album a tremendous let down, but when i knew it would suck already it's not even that. it's lived up to my expectations of super suckiness.
oh, and a word on sound quality.. it could just be my mp3 rip, but this recording sounds horrificly compressed to me. the drumming is almost unlistenable on my crappy work system, sounds like it clips hardcore to me, but again, this is after hearing a lossily compressed version of the album. the actual cd could be better, but in my experience, an album that sounds this bad on mp3 is going to sound rather zwan-ish.
p.s. the album's release has been pushed up to this thursday (06/05-03) due to the band not wanting pirated copies floating around. a leak two days before isn't going to be enough to get the word out on this album's supersuckiness, but i'm trying.
oh, and i discovered how they pulled off the whole "long song" thing. all the reviewers were hailing this album as a breakthrough because the songs are long "like the old days" right? well every song is way too long. the songs aren't written in the stylings of old with long solos and extended guitar sequences. they just repeat the chorus for an extra three minutes straight. the first track is perfectly evident of this: a three minute song that somehow turns out to be five minutes long. oh, and don't forget the sudden thrash instrumental in the last thirty seconds that has nothing to do with the track, but it's there because it's "old school" i guess. i'd call this album a tremendous let down, but when i knew it would suck already it's not even that. it's lived up to my expectations of super suckiness.
oh, and a word on sound quality.. it could just be my mp3 rip, but this recording sounds horrificly compressed to me. the drumming is almost unlistenable on my crappy work system, sounds like it clips hardcore to me, but again, this is after hearing a lossily compressed version of the album. the actual cd could be better, but in my experience, an album that sounds this bad on mp3 is going to sound rather zwan-ish.
p.s. the album's release has been pushed up to this thursday (06/05-03) due to the band not wanting pirated copies floating around. a leak two days before isn't going to be enough to get the word out on this album's supersuckiness, but i'm trying.