‘...EQ is the Devils daughter and there will come a time in the future beyond audio subjectivists and objectivists when both are washed away with the endless entropy of the tides of time and replaced by some neo calvinistic audio overlords who shall reign over the invisible ley lines of thee Earth as Aural Inquisitors seeking out thee unfaithful within studios and homes.
Even wandering audiophile Bishops preaching heretical faiths of ‘trust your ears’ will not be safe, aged Audio Alchemists in their hidden underground lairs will be sought out and bought to the holy flames, their objectivist demonic measuring tools cast also into the fire along with their papyrus graphs.
only common minstrel bards with untuned string instruments and various wind machines will be left untouched.
All recordings will be made via straight to cassette on ancient boom boxes unfettered as the new flesh declares this legal in this year of our lord 3069.’
The book of Changlings, circa 2777.