Amberlamps
Formerly known as Phuca
It is well known that newly grown neurons need to be run in for at least 10 minutes. But unless you individually ferrite every single synapse in your cranium the effects of interstellar EMI will simply overwhelm your auditory cortex. But you can offset this by installing a heart-pacemaker, it only takes a couple of cuts and a bit of sewing, though it will invalidate your warranty. Small price to pay for peace of mind.
Lol, if you overclock the neurons, you're good to go after 3 and one half minutes, but only if you are wearing a ferrite necklace. Who needs bling if you are wearing a ferrite necklace.
Now here comes the serious part, thats how princess diana was killed, her driver couldn't lift his head up to see where he was going, as he just left a fancy dress party and was dressed up as Mr T look alike.
It's amazing what a box of ferrites and a tin of gold spray paint can do.