Heh, guess what? It seems the old girl is working again. I'm starting to refer to her in the female form, as she's very pretty, temperamental, unpredictably cantankerous, and yet wonderful to me...when she's in the mood.
So, this time, after her last bout of stubbornness, I got her naked, and had my way with her. As I had always suspected, she looks just as nice without her fashionable, and seductive garb:
While I had her exposed, I delicately lifted the protective tape on her battery and gently laid the tip of my multimeter probe on her terminals. Marvelous, I was pleased to find her need for power was adequately satiated.
With a can of air I blew gently upon her. I turned her over in my hands and carefully inspected every part of her before helping her back into her attire.
I tried once more, not thinking I would get much out of it, to connect her to the computer (up button held), and she was finally recognized! I've reloaded the firmware (stop taking everything sexually - that one was too obvious to bother with), and I'm just letting her get her energy back before playing with her again. But it looks like she might be kind to me once more - and believe me, she's worth the effort.
After our evening together, I'm more in love than ever.
Thanks for tuning in!
p.s. - I think I need a girlfriend...nerdy girls: please apply!