[Pharmaboy]

Apparently, a few month ago NASA discovered an object on the surface of the moon, shaped like a wharf. So, Pink Floyd is now working on a new album called “Dock Side of the Moon”.

"I'm here 3 shows a lunar night"

 

[Bytor123]

There's a new underwater musical version of the 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' called 'Wringing in the Seine'...

 

[LoryWiv]

You can sea yourself out . . .

"Wave" as you are leaving.

 

[The Jester]

“Current” humour the epitome of the Corny Jokes thread …

 

[DenverW]

Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?

if they had four, they‘d be chicken sedans.

 

[Magol79]

- Why is dark not spelled with a c?

- Because you can't c in the dark.

Ba Dum Tss!

 

[The Jester]

May be true that there’s no “I” in team,
but it’s 50% me …

 

[LoryWiv]

 

[DenverW]

What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?


a polar bear.

 

[Ryokan]

What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?


a polar bear.

Sure it's not a 'Tyger'?


Tyger Tyger burning bright,

Look Out! You'll set the jungle alight.

 

[LoryWiv]

There once a was a man named Nation,
Who worked for a radio station.
Although he was tall,
His hands were too small,
Wee paws for station identification.

 

[Pharmaboy]

There once a was a man named Nation,
Who worked for a radio station.
Although he was tall,
His hands were too small,
Wee paws for station identification.

Fool that I am, I laughed out loud at the final line--it's a terrific pun.

 

[Stuff Jones]

 

[The Jester]

Up in the mountains lived a family of Gnew’s , father, mother and baby,
Father Gnew went out looking for food and was killed by a mountain Lion,
Mother Gnew went looking for him, slipped and fell off a cliff,
With no one to look after him the baby Gnew eventually died …
…….
……
That’s the end of the Gnews now here’s the Weather …

 

[wuwhere]

A mom texted his son, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texted back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later."
The mom texted him, "It's ok, don't worry about it, I'll ask your sister, love you too."