Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
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Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?

if they had four, they‘d be chicken sedans.
 
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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?


a polar bear.
 
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There once a was a man named Nation,
Who worked for a radio station.
Although he was tall,
His hands were too small,
Wee paws for station identification.
 
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Up in the mountains lived a family of Gnew’s , father, mother and baby,
Father Gnew went out looking for food and was killed by a mountain Lion,
Mother Gnew went looking for him, slipped and fell off a cliff,
With no one to look after him the baby Gnew eventually died …
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That’s the end of the Gnews now here’s the Weather …
 

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