walkingman
Headphoneus Supremus
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I have lived with people like him. Be the bigger man, move out and forget him.
Originally Posted by jilgiljongiljing /img/forum/go_quote.gif Just get out, leave a note or a letter with all the things you found annoying, just let all your feelings out, no prank can hurt more than a sincere letter. Don't do all this prank business, its childish and not worth it. You ain't gonna be there to laugh at it either, and when its a mild prank on friends its taken in good spirit and everyone laughs at it and remember it later in life, this however is something that you might have fun setting up, what happens next? nothing, you have no clue, and I doubt you'll laugh about this in 10 years saying "yeah i showed him by puttin mayo in his shower". I have had terrible experiences with room mates as well, and I was waiting to get out, and thats all I did. Move on, concentrate on more important things, feel good about yourself that you have been so tolerant to such things cos it helps as you face tougher scenarios ahead. |
Originally Posted by LFF /img/forum/go_quote.gif I had a very unfortunate event happen with a room-e once. My plan for revenge was rather large. 1. I talked to all the girls I knew and they started spreading rumors that they saw him naked and that his thing was very small (which apparently it was). 2. He stored some strange plants in his closet. Those magically disappeared when some cops showed up. 3. I had another friend bake some brownies for him that were filled to top with laxatives. 4. His computer somehow managed to loose all his term papers right before finals. |
Originally Posted by EyeAmEye /img/forum/go_quote.gif wet his bed |
Originally Posted by Ub3rMario /img/forum/go_quote.gif I really like your ideas kirosia. Hhahaha. Oh i forgot to mention this guy is like 6 foot, 130 lbs about...so this is a skinny lanky dude. I'm 5'8" 145 lbs athletic so this guy isn't really a physical threat if he tried to attack me(for those saying be careful of angering him or something). |
Carefull of such assumptions, i've seen little people (5'6" and thin) sucesfull take on a 6' rather strong looking person sucesfully. Other people just don't care, in a crazy way and will keep opn going untill you give in. |
Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif In this case, the OP is the little strong guy. |
Originally Posted by i_love_hina /img/forum/go_quote.gif If he has a laptop, google the model and find out where the hard drive is located. Then when he's away you punch that area really hard a few times. He will lose all his data and have to buy a new hard drive ( I know this because I've done it... to myself), but not before he spends like 3 hours figuring out what's broken. Plus he can't prove it was you. |
Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Drug him and bury him alive. |
Originally Posted by Ub3rMario /img/forum/go_quote.gif So i'm about to move out of my dorm and i've literally hated almost every moment in which my roommate was present. Let me describe him. He is what you'd expect to see in a stereotypical frat house. Probably worse. He's obnoxious, loud, stupid, disrespectful, and unclean. He has disturbed my sleep countless times, and i'm quite a night owl (usually not asleep before 2 am). He plays freakin COD4 at what seems like EVERY TIME I STUDY, constantly spewing idiotic comments through his mic in an attempt to out e-thug other players. He'll randomly shout stupid crap like "Pusseh" (his self-deemed cool way of saying the word) even though nothing has aroused such a comment. He walks in the door announcing his presence with "bon**s & farts!" or some such exclamation. He uses my stuff like my cups for water, my computer cords without asking then just throwing them on my desk when finished instead of putting them back, my tissues i pay for with my money (for reasons i'm sure aren't very pure). I can't stand him. Even his simple presence in the room is now enough to get on my nerves just because I know he's such a bundle of joy and I merely have to wait a few moments before he does something annoying. ANYWAY, so i'm getting my own apartment and I'd like to somehow repay him for all he's done for me. I don't want to hurt him or anything...just wanna get some sort of revenge that can't really get me in too much trouble but will piss him off a lot. Yes it's childish, but I don't care. You would want to do this too if you were me. Honestly if i were an aggressive person he'd have been knocked out several times already. So any creative suggestions are welcome. Mean pranks too haha. |
Originally Posted by Clutz /img/forum/go_quote.gif Holy crap. I'm 6'1 and 230 lbs, and I'm not what you'd call fat. I can't imagine being 6'0 and 130 lbs. I'd blow away in a stiff breeze. |