Kirosia : You are one funny guy, your posts always crack me up!
I don't follow REM well, but I know that I never wake during the night unless something wakes me (or a nightmare), but I do notice the following pattern in sleep:
Almost none, 2 hours or so - I feel pretty crappy
A little sleep, about 4-5 hours - I'm running on fumes, forcing myself awake and active, but later that day I'm down for the count.
Normal amount of sleep (at least for me) - 7-8 hours - Although I never like waking up and getting out of bed, I'll be feeling good and refreshed after the morning procedures.
Indulgent sleep, 9-10 hours - I'm OK, but less "active" feeling than with the average 7 hours.
Oversleep, 10 - 12 hours - Unless I REALLY need it because I was exhausted from under-sleeping or overexertion, I'll have this overall feeling of "Pissed at the world for no reason!", it's strange, but I seriously can't stand people when I oversleep (or take naps over 30 minutes for that matter), just want to kick puppies at that point.
Completely oversleep 14+ hours - only happens for a reason and if there is a reason, I'm likely feeling crappy enough as it is, at least I appreciate the rest of being in bed and inactive.