WraithApe
Headphoneus Supremus
Personalities aside (and he really seems to be working on that of late) Alonso plain and simple is the best driver ever to grace a track when it comes to driving a POS car miles above it's potential. If this is all he can do with that package just start imagining what the third stringer drivers are going to face when they have to sit on top of that motor next year.
I think we can see that this season - Alonso has trounced Vandoorne so far. SV's quali + race performances are probably more reflective of where Mac Honda are actually at; it's skewed by the Alonso factor.