Lornecherry
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- You change the power cord on your microwave and hope the food will taste better.
- You have both your children cryogenically treated in an effort to reduce their static.
- You install a DAC into your 1982 Civic and it appears to smooth out the ride.
- If you live in a house, you rewire the doorbell with Cardas cable and invite the neighborhood kids play ring-and-run. If you live in apartment, you up-sample all intercom conversations to 192 KHz
- You get tossed out of a live concert for running onto the stage and trying to toe-in the musicians.
- The bank calls to renew the mortgage on your preamp.
- You catch your child illegally downloading MP3’s and give him a lecture about sound quality.
- You get a strange look from the clerk at Home Depot when you ask him where the NOS light bulb section is.