[Samgotit]

The vapors from mouthwash evaporating from my nipple.

 

[VicAjax]

Quote:

Originally Posted by crapback /img/forum/go_quote.gif Have none of you actually smelled New Jersey? Or are you just afraid to admit it?

every time i head down to the Maryland coast. woof... smells like getting a dutch oven from Joey Chestnut.

 

[Samgotit]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif every time i head down to the Maryland coast. woof... smells like getting a dutch oven from Joey Chestnut.

I have an internal debate raging whether Hoboken or Modesto is the fouler city.

 

[crapback]

Driving down the Jersey pike I've smelled all the previous smells described in this thread, except maybe the durian fruit stink. They are all mixed together into one purely evil stench that smells worse than the rotten corpses, roadkill, dumps, recycling stations, papermills, truck stop toilets, tire fires, and every other nasty thing I've ever smelled combined.

 

[VicAjax]

did you know that 98% of all the natural and artificial flavorings used in processed foods are manufactured along the Turnpike?

 

[krmathis]

Probably rotten food...

 

[Moontan13]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrGreen /img/forum/go_quote.gif rotten durian fruit.

How can you tell?

Durian isn't the worst smell. Bowel surgery is.

 

[MaZa]

Quote:

Originally Posted by applaudio /img/forum/go_quote.gif Indeed. I forgot that one. Vomit makes me vomit.

Yeah. After I have vomitted once for reason or another, as my head hangs on a toilet the smell alone makes me vomit again. And the idea that my mouth and lips full of that crap also do not make things easier.

"rotten-egg" farts AKA Silent Killers are also abysmal.

 

[Ducks_own]

How did I forget vomit? An unpleasant experience all things considered

 

[J W]

Dead things that never get found until long after they've died. Holy Moly. The only thing worse is the cleanup involved after you locate the smell.

 

[moogoob]

Fore sheer size/smell ratio:

Burning rubber bands.
Dead mice.

About on par.

 

[revolink24]

Nutrient agar, incubated. Sciency people should understand the pain.

 

[scompton]

Some paper mills in the south smell much worse than anything I've smelled in NJ. Much worse than fresh skunk too.

The scariest stuff in the air I ever encountered was driving by a chemical plant near Niagara Falls. There was no smell at all, but it didn't feel like we were getting enough oxygen with each breath.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutarotation /img/forum/go_quote.gif Butanoic acid - just dreadfull

Basically smells like vomit. Someone stole a bottle in my high school and it broke in his jacket pocket. Talk about an idiot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenixdown110 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Nothing beats good old mustard gas.

Probably the last thing you ever smell too.

 

[bangraman]

The je ne sais quoi whiff of Armor All on a pair of used phones.

 

[logwed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaZa /img/forum/go_quote.gif Yeah. After I have vomitted once for reason or another, as my head hangs on a toilet the smell alone makes me vomit again. And the idea that my mouth and lips full of that crap also do not make things easier.

I'm definitely not thinking that while I'm vomiting.