[tru blu]

Wussy

 

[tohni]

Crazytown

 

[Steve The Egg]

Cake.

 

[adion]

!!! - pronounced chk chk chk, or any of the other infinite combinations of the same sound. I kind of like this name in a quirky way, everything about it screams unconventional.

Spigot Blister and the Chest Pimps. Luckily renamed to Red Hot Chili Peppers.

 

[analogbox]

My friend and I were talking about creating a band together and we were talking about what we're gonna name the band. The first one he came out with was "Period".

I walked away.

 

[kikkomang]

i think the name mozart is pretty lame. don't you agree guys?

 

[Audirephilos]

IDK if this one has been mentioned here! I don't want to go through 75 pages.

"MENUDO" is lame!

 

[kjpmkjp]

(the) Wookie Chest Hairs. It borders on awesome and downright awful.

 

[Nihility]

"anal ****" takes the cake in my book for worst band names. they could at least sound good too but no.. they're bad at that also!

"dying fetus" isnt the best name either

honorable mentions:
"!!!" (yes thats a band name)
limp bizkit (what?!)
archers of loaf
test icicles
kut U Up (uh... dont cut me? please?)
blind melon


a few others im too lazy to think of

 

[hatethatgiraffe]

TING TINGS

 

[bigsteel15]

The FCC...Serj Tankian's backing band on tour.
for. Not a bad name, just one of the most vulgar. Good band though.
The screwing C**ts of Chaos

 

[guttorm]

snugglepuss if there's a band named snugglepuss (there probably isn't)

 

[John E Woven]

ANY band with numbers in it (sum41, blink182, etc)
ANY band featuring the lead singer's name (The Dave Matthews band)
ANY band featuring non-word names (Refer to #1)

etc.

 

[Callous]

The Foxboro Hot Tubs. :-\

 

[chadbang]

Here's as many as I could find before it REALLY felt like wasting time.

7 Year Bitch
Atom & His Package
Attila the Stockbroker
Bang On A Can All-Stars
Barney Bigard & His Jazzopators
Benzedrine Monks Of Santo Domonica
Big Jeezus Truck
Birdsongs Of The Mesozoic
Birthday Cave
Bjorn Again
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Blenderhead
Boogaloo & His Gallant Crew
Boozegunks
Boris The Sprinkler
Born Jamericans
Boxhamsters
Bran Van 3000
Bratmobile
BrŠnnvinstinna HippiedrŠngar
Breast Secreting Cake
Burp Ups
Canonized Lap Dog
Clawjob
Clepto-Maniacs & Bryan
Coitus Int
Couch of Eureka
Dan The 50lb Man
Death by Chocolate
Derron's Tuba
Dickless
Dicky Doo & The Donts
Dighayzoose
Dog Faced Hermans
Doodoo Wah
Drukwerk
Econochrist
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Eggcell
Electric Love Muffin
Erectus Monotone
Escargot
Eunuckerna
Fast N Bulbous
Fiddlehead
Flaming Sideburns
Flaying Minkey Mollets


And my personal favorite: Black Fork