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Originally Posted by PinkFloyd
Talking about old school and "young girls" I was up at the local pub playing pool with my friend last night (drinking water) and this young girl kept winking and smiling at me, so much so that I started missing easy shots I just couldn't stop looking back at her.
My mate took me to one side (the toilet) between games and informed me that this "girl" was only 17 years old!! (a friend of his daughters) Anyways, long story short, we were playing "winner stays on" and it was her turn to play the winner (me) Pinkie came out in a VERY hot flush when this girl asked me help her line up a shot whilst wiggling her bottom against my erm...... let's not go there!
Talk about old school V new school! I felt like a beached whale, a fish out of water, an "old" man, a "lech" and according to my friend I have a "perverted mind" when I mentioned to him what I was dreaming of doing on the pool table
It's only when you're faced with situations like this that you realise what a bummer it is getting old.... I was well up for buying her a drink and going further but was, eventually, talked out of it by my friend who reminded me I was old enough to be her father (spoilsport) In actual fact I could theoretically be old enough to be her "grandfather"
Anyways, we left before I had the opportunity to totally embarrass myself and, thinking back, she was probably only teasing me for a laugh..... must admit though, it felt good at the time and given the opportunity I would have probably done something stupid like ask her if she wanted to come and listen to my system
I hate getting old!!
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Everyone hates getting old! Anyways, I've read somewhere the age of consent in Great Britain is 16, so if you had done anything it probably wouldn't have been illegal. Everything else is nothing but social prejudice. So what if you're old enough to be her dad!? Are you worried about what people are gonna think? It's YOUR life, not theirs! So what if your friend is jealous of you dating his daughter's friend!? Do you really have to date someone as old as his wife just to make him happy???
Men are fertile well into their 70s, whereas women are not. Men and women are biologically different. Women mature phisiologically far earlier than men, whereas the human male reproductive age extends itself well beyond the female's. Moreover, the only person more confused about life than an adolescent female is a middle aged man.
I know this guy who is darn ugly, dead broke, and happily married to a very pretty young lady 31 years his junior. This is true. They both attend my church and in fact I was the best man at their wedding! They both think sooo alike, they were taylor made to be toguether. A match made in heaven!
FYInfo, I am currently dating a 33 year old woman (that's ONLY 6 years younger than me which I consider insignificant), but I have dated women far far younger than this and, depending on how this one turns out, may well do so again.
It is true that, generally speaking, younger women tend to be more emotionally volatile, but I'll never regret having dated them as the benefits are quite delightful. They just have the amazing power to make you feel young all over again. I quote the great comedian Groucho Marx: "a man is only as old as as the woman he feels". Oh how true this is!
Edit: Anyways, I wonder to what extent this topic could be TIO material. Perhaps it could be too controversial, but I hope it's acceptable for discussion here.