[balderon]

^^LMAO

 

[Head Injury]

Quote:

especially deep fried...
 
i'm more of a dog person...
 
but for some reason their cost per pound is getting higher...

Are Bob Barker's eternal words finally being heeded?
 
(http://amultiverse.com/2010/07/02/through-the-kitten-hole/)

 

[5aces]

The King of the Jungle says:

"Put your head in here"

and say: "I don't like cats!"

 

[Spelaeus]

You know, I'd feel much more comfortable around that lion than a house cat... Big cats are fine, it's the domesticated sort that are creepy. But then, I also tend to go for Spitz-type dogs which are physically much closer to the wolf than other breeds. Just goes to show, when humans mess with things too much it just starts looking goofy.

 

[5aces]

 
[size=12pt]CATS AND DOGS[/size]
 
[size=12pt]THE DOGS DIARY[/size]

[size=12pt]8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

THE CATS DIARY

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. [/size]
[size=12pt]They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. [/size]
[size=12pt]Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. [/size]
[size=12pt]In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. [/size]
[size=12pt]Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. [/size]
[size=12pt]However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. [/size]
[size=12pt]Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.[/size]
[size=12pt]I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.[/size]
[size=12pt]However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.[/size]
[size=12pt]I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." [/size]
[size=12pt]I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. [/size]
[size=12pt]I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. [/size]
[size=12pt]The dog receives special privileges. [/size]
[size=12pt]He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. [/size]
[size=12pt]He is obviously a moron. [/size]
[size=12pt]The bird must be an informant. [/size]
[size=12pt]I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. [/size]
[size=12pt]I am certain that he reports my every move. [/size]
[size=12pt]My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. [/size]
[size=12pt]For now ... [/size]

 

[JosephKim]

LOL

 

[Fido2]

 
Quote:

  When you scale a dog up, you get a horse. Occasionally, a horse will break a rich chick’s leg in The Hamptons; it’s not the same, though. Nothing scales more scarily than a cat. You can’t honestly judge without considering that.

I don't know. A horse? I think a dog scale's up to maybe a bear a little better.

 

[dj_mocok]

DJ's random fun facts #561: Inhaling asbestos on regular basis might result in unpleasant feeling in the body

 

[Spelaeus]

Quote:

I don't know. A horse? I think a dog scale's up to maybe a bear a little better.

Am I the only one that feels that bears are adorable? This is after regularly encountering them on camping trips. You'd just love to pet them if it weren't for the whole "death by mauling" thing.
 

 

[Kirosia]

Kirosia likes bears. 

 

[sanakaku]

why, hello there

 

[revolink24]

Quoted for extreme accuracy and truth. Best post in the thread thus far.
 
Quote:

 
[size=12pt]CATS AND DOGS[/size]
 
[size=12pt]THE DOGS DIARY[/size]

[size=12pt]8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

THE CATS DIARY

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. [/size]
[size=12pt]They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. [/size]
[size=12pt]Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. [/size]
[size=12pt]In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. [/size]
[size=12pt]Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. [/size]
[size=12pt]However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. [/size]
[size=12pt]Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.[/size]
[size=12pt]I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.[/size]
[size=12pt]However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.[/size]
[size=12pt]I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." [/size]
[size=12pt]I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. [/size]
[size=12pt]I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. [/size]
[size=12pt]The dog receives special privileges. [/size]
[size=12pt]He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. [/size]
[size=12pt]He is obviously a moron. [/size]
[size=12pt]The bird must be an informant. [/size]
[size=12pt]I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. [/size]
[size=12pt]I am certain that he reports my every move. [/size]
[size=12pt]My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. [/size]
[size=12pt]For now ... [/size]

 

 

[MaZa]

Ceiling Cat does not approve OP. He might send ninjacat after you.
 

 
 
 
 
Also, LOL at the subwoofer vid.

 

[JosephKim]

why is there a man in a cat suit.
Quote:

why, hello there

 

[sanakaku]

Quote:

why is there a man in a cat suit.

 

 
Haven't you heard of Catman.