[Fitz]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrvile /img/forum/go_quote.gif I own a ninja firm. I rent ninjas out to those who need them. Ninja demand has been quite high lately, so business has been flourishing and I have been able to buy expensive new things. Ninjas > Pirates.

That's because pirates don't have REAL ultimate power. Except for Maddox, who is > than even ninjas.

 

[Mrvile]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fitz /img/forum/go_quote.gif That's because pirates don't have REAL ultimate power. Except for Maddox, who is > than even ninjas.

Yes. He is the only exception.

 

[Gurra1980]

I'm a student

 

[mobayrasta]

I run a temp agency. I send out girls to clients to plant tulips.


Some people call me a pimp.

 

[Shizelbs]

I sell drugs.

 

[hYdrociTy]

Escort Service.

 

[stevesurf]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmilhan /img/forum/go_quote.gif I am the C.E.O. of Neuticles.

How do you restock testicular implants for pets?

 

[Vicomte]

I'm a Vampire Slayer.

I also babysit on the side.

 

[Fitz]

Quote:

Originally Posted by hYdrociTy /img/forum/go_quote.gif Escort Service.

You don't happen to work for swt61 do you?

 

[dmunky]

IT guy for a large alcohol company.

 

[colonelkernel8]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrvile /img/forum/go_quote.gif I own a ninja firm. I rent ninjas out to those who need them. Ninja demand has been quite high lately, so business has been flourishing and I have been able to buy expensive new things. Ninjas > Pirates.

Yes, I am currently an unemployed ninja, would your establishment be interested in hiring a veteran ninja with over 150 successful assassinations?

 

[Mrvile]

Quote:

Originally Posted by colonelkernel8 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Yes, I am currently an unemployed ninja, would your establishment be interested in hiring a veteran ninja with over 150 successful assassinations?

Thank you for your interest,

Before considering you for the position, we will need to make sure you have a work permit. Also, please send us your resume and any other credentials you feel will help us make a decision. This is a very competitive field and we take great pride in selecting our members.

Best of luck,

Eric
President and CEO of (9-e)jas, Inc.

 

[BRBJackson]

Regional sales manager for a large lighting manufacturer. The pay is good, and I get to use my "On The Road" rig frequently.

 

[mobayrasta]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobayrasta /img/forum/go_quote.gif I run a temp agency. I send out girls to clients to plant tulips. Some people call me a pimp.

Ok guys stop PM'ing me. It was a joke. No I don't have any b**ches that like to wear headphones and get naked. Stop it my inbox is full.


Damn horny headphone listners!

 

[fatcat28037]

Mohel, The pays not much but the tips are good. I'm also a Roadie for an Air Band.