[glassmonkey]

Takeanidea already did!

Not quite, takeanidea wrote about Andy and Mark creating a spark in the community, if I've interpreted right. What I want to see is one about the spark between Andy and Mark without all us headfiers.

 

[Turrican2]

Not quite, takeanidea wrote about Andy and Mark creating a spark in the community, if I've interpreted right. What I want to see is one about the spark between Andy and Mark without all us headfiers.

I see....at their peril

 

[robbo0]

Not quite, takeanidea wrote about Andy and Mark creating a spark in the community, if I've interpreted right. What I want to see is one about the spark between Andy and Mark without all us headfiers.

  I see....at their peril
 

I'll give it a go as I'm under count and so far both my limericks have been on the more controversial side and aimed at people I know nothing about haha, so I may as well cross that line a little further. (No serious offense intended)
 
EDITED: (I didn't realise the rules the 1st time - sorry!)
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who's eyes would light up and spark;
When he met up with Andy
He'd share a bottle of brandy
And together were drunkards of the park.
 
Think this 3rd one will be my last, not entirely sure what I'm getting into here haha.

 

[pedalhead]

  I'll give it a go as I'm under count and so far both my limericks have been on the more controversial side and aimed at people I know nothing about haha, so I may as well cross that line a little further. (No serious offense intended)
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who's eyes would light up and spark;
When he met up with Andy
He'd suck on his hard candy
Behind that rustling bush in the park.
 
Think this 3rd one will be my last, not entirely sure what I'm getting into here haha.

 
MIND BLEACH REQUIRED!!!  AGGGH!!! 

 

[robbo0]

haha apologies, to me its just 2 names and a fictional scenario, so can only really think of it in terms of words...I imagine its much worse when your able to put faces to the name, and therefore the fiction can turn into a semi-realistic imaginary scenario.
I kinda feel bad as you were so nice helping me in the another thread! 

 

[pedalhead]

  haha apologies, to me its just 2 names and a fictional scenario, so can only really think of it in terms of words...I imagine its much worse when your able to put faces to the name, and therefore the fiction can turn into a semi-realistic imaginary scenario.
I kinda feel bad as you were so nice helping me in the another thread! 

 
haha no worries mate.  Actually, Andy & I have never met, although I've seen some pics in a previous meet impressions thread 

 

[glassmonkey]

  I'll give it a go as I'm under count and so far both my limericks have been on the more controversial side and aimed at people I know nothing about haha, so I may as well cross that line a little further. (No serious offense intended)
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who's eyes would light up and spark;
When he met up with Andy
He'd suck on his hard candy
Behind that rustling bush in the park.
 
Think this 3rd one will be my last, not entirely sure what I'm getting into here haha.

That was a bit more dirty than I was expecting given the contest rules. Definitely a mind bleach required. 

 

[robbo0]

  That was a bit more dirty than I was expecting given the contest rules. Definitely a mind bleach required. 

Apologies, I didn't realise there were rules, to be honest I only read the 1st page of this thread and then when I came to post about the meet just saw the limericks and joined in. The more I read over it the worse it seems. I'll edit it out now as to not break the rules or insult anyone!

 

[smial1966]

Not much into hard candy, as I'm more of a fudge man myself.  

 
Quote:

   
MIND BLEACH REQUIRED!!!  AGGGH!!! 

 

[alvin sawdust]

 

Oh matron!

 

[dill3000]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark,
Who likes to sing on his ark,
He annoyed the passing whale, 
Who then splashes him with he's tail,
Soggy Mark is now entertainment for the Sharks.
 

 

[dill3000]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark, 
Mark like to mark with he’s sharp..
He doesn't even care,
If he ruins his gear,
He even says that his doodles are art!
 

 

[dill3000]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark,
He couldn't stop playing Mario Kart,
He'd play hours upon end,
With all he's motorcyclist friends,
Till he's wife kicked the console till it sparked! 
 

 

[smial1966]

 
 
Quote:

  Oh matron!

 

[glassmonkey]

[Deleted] Missed a quote. So double post.
 
I really like the multimedia limericks!