[glassmonkey]

 

Whoops! Total accident. It's fixed now. 

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who thought he was Otto Bismarck.
He invaded France
But forgot his pants
And now he’s locked up in Le Havre.

 

[benjitb]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who throught himself the family patriarch;
but the saddle caused a change,
he said "oh I feel strange!"
now a matriarch as his bits disembarked.

 

[pedalhead]

  There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who throught himself the family patriarch;
but the saddle caused a change,
he said "oh I feel strange!"
now a matriarch as his bits disembarked.

 
ouch!!! 

 

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who thought that he was a monarch.
While riding the road
He was turned to a toad.
Now he waits for a fair matriarch.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who holidayed in a whale shark.
The buffet was pimp
With plenty of shrimp
And a smell that took months to depart.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who cycled while nude, it was stark!
He rode close to a window
There was nothing to see though
For the saddle had shrivelled his parts.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who banged bricks together for sparks.
What's that you said?
The bricks bang on his head
And the sparks come from greasier parts.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who waited for Geek Out parts.
The parts were delayed
But he already paid
So he'll wait till the sun dims and darks.

 

[smial1966]

Oh my goodness, poor bloke.

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who cycled while nude, it was stark!
He rode close to a window
There was nothing to see though
For the saddle had shrivelled his parts.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Whose best friend was Larry the shark.
He rode that great white
Until it was night
But Larry got hungry at dark.

 

[pedalhead]

  There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Whose best friend was Larry the shark.
He rode that great white
Until it was night
But Larry got hungry at dark.

 
lol, very good 

 
It's only taken me 10 years on here to get to 1,000 posts...but I figured I'd do it on our awesome UK Meet thread.  Yay! 

.  I feel I should impart some old man wisdom...ummm....Head-Fi and long distance bike racing don't always play nicely together. For example, If you fall off your bicycle whilst time trialling the South Downs Double, try not to land on your Cowon D2 

. Also, if crashing whilst racing the Highland Trail, an MP3 player in your breast pocket is a good way to break your ribs 

.

 

[glassmonkey]

   
lol, very good 

 
It's only taken me 10 years on here to get to 1,000 posts...but I figured I'd do it on our awesome UK Meet thread.  Yay! 

.  I feel I should impart some old man wisdom...ummm....Head-Fi and long distance bike racing don't always play nicely together. For example, If you fall off your bicycle whilst time trialling the South Downs Double, try not to land on your Cowon D2 

. Also, if crashing whilst racing the Highland Trail, an MP3 player in your breast pocket is a good way to break your ribs 

.

 
Congrats! My first bit of kit was a Cowon D2+ that I bought after reading reviews here. I was a lurker for years before I finally made an account a couple years ago. It's a great place to be, and I look forward to 1000 more posts. I'm looking forward to meeting the UK Head-fiers in April. It's going to be a blast. I don't have a single audiophile friend. I look forward to making some. 

 

[pedalhead]

   
Congrats! My first bit of kit was a Cowon D2+ that I bought after reading reviews here. I was a lurker for years before I finally made an account a couple years ago. It's a great place to be, and I look forward to 1000 more posts. I'm looking forward to meeting the UK Head-fiers in April. It's going to be a blast. I don't have a single audiophile friend. I look forward to making some. 

 
Thanks mate.  That Cowon was a fantastic sounding little player...punched way above it's diminutive weight and price, and the battery seemed to last forever.  I was gutted to kill it.
 
I'm sure there'll be no shortage of Audiophools to make friends with in April 

 

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who on the South Downs Double embarked
He crashed in a ditch
And life was a bitch
'Cause his D2 was broke as was Mark.