[smial1966]

I like it and so true.

IT

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who did software support for his work.
His customers were stupid
And quite rarely lucid
So Mark was quite often berserk.

 

[glassmonkey]

I can't wait to see some more limericks! I'll have more tomorrow (don't want to flood the thread). This is fun! 

 

[benjitb]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who sparkled with thoughts light and dark;
he sold his amp,
but that gave him cramp
and his headphones then lost their spark.
 
 
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who used headphones at night in the dark;
he fell out of bed,
his bike atop his head,
"insurance from now for you Mark!"
 
 
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who fell asleep on his bike in the park;
he tumbled on mud,
felt a great thud,
and made not a peep for a lark.

 

[Turrican2]

Excellent! My wife laughed

Lol, glad you both like it.

 

[smial1966]

Good stuff too. Very inventive.  

 
Quote:

  There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who sparkled with thoughts light and dark;
he sold his amp,
but that gave him cramp
and his headphones then lost their spark.
 
 
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who used headphones at night in the dark;
he fell out of bed,
his bike atop his head,
"insurance from now for you Mark!"
 
 
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who fell asleep on his bike in the park;
he tumbled on mud,
felt a great thud,
and made not a peep for a lark.

 

[glassmonkey]

The Inventor
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who thought he were a Marvellous Stark.
He made headphones of gelatin
He thought would sound relevant
But they made such a terrible spark!

 

[glassmonkey]

Audio Noah
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who was making a headphonic ark.
He burned in each pair
With competent care
But a minority sung like a lark.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who whilst cycling an African park
Met there a hobo
With an amorous bonobo
And quickly took flight like a lark!

 

[glassmonkey]

I especially like the first one. Very nice!
 
Quote:

  There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who sparkled with thoughts light and dark;
he sold his amp,
but that gave him cramp
and his headphones then lost their spark.
 
 
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who used headphones at night in the dark;
he fell out of bed,
his bike atop his head,
"insurance from now for you Mark!"
 
 
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
who fell asleep on his bike in the park;
he tumbled on mud,
felt a great thud,
and made not a peep for a lark.

 

[glassmonkey]

Cyclist Who?
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
That took a Tardis to cretaceous parks.
That T-rex was fast
But little arms couldn't last
And Mark rode away through the dusk to the dark.

 

[glassmonkey]

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who fiddled with amplifier parts.
He forgot to ground
And made a crackling sound
And he sparkled to light up the dark.

 

[pedalhead]

Wow these are brilliant so far, great job all!  I'm a bit concerned that you seem to know me rather too well though...bad dancing, IT geekery and farts...check!  Although, perhaps that could be used to describe lots of us on here 

 .

 

[smial1966]

Speak for yourself windy!

The limericks are excellent so far.

Wow these are brilliant so far, great job all!  I'm a bit concerned that you seem to know me rather too well though...bad dancing, IT geekery and farts...check!  Although, perhaps that could be used to describe lots of us on here   .

 

[robbo0]

Fairly interested in this meet, will probably be living in London area by then so might pop along if its convenient! I'm only just starting up with a mid-Fi setup soon but will have my NFB-11 by then, so would be nice to see what kind of sound I'm missing out on - unfortunately I doubt I'll be able to afford what I hear; so ignorance might be bliss if I want to stay happy with my setup.
 
Thought I'd join in on the banter.
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who would often leave behind skidmarks.
His audience was left astounded
It was brown & unusually sounded,
And he's now infamous for his dirty remarks
 
(Just in-case you didn't get it: its a pun/play on words - tyre skid marks, and Schiiting your pants skidmarks)
 
my other attempt:
 
There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who often cycled so long till dark.
Once in the woods
Forgot his toilet goods,
So had to improvise by using some bark. 
 
For some reason they're both Schiit themed, it just what came naturally - nothing personal as I know nothing about you and am new to these forums. Maybe I'll see you at the meet along with some other type of Schiit's.

 

[smial1966]

Very good. Fine limericks.

Fairly interested in this meet, will probably be living in London area by then so might pop along if its convenient! I'm only just starting up with a mid-Fi setup soon but will have my NFB-11 by then, so would be nice to see what kind of sound I'm missing out on - unfortunately I doubt I'll be able to afford what I hear; so ignorance might be bliss if I want to stay happy with my setup.

Thought I'd join in on the banter.

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who would often leave behind skidmarks.
His audience was left astounded
It was brown & unusually sounded,
And now is infamous for his dirty remarks

(Just in-case you didn't get it: its a pun/play on words - tyre skid marks, and Schiiting your pants skidmarks)

my other attempt:

There was an endurance cyclist called Mark
Who often cycled so long till dark.
Once in the woods
Forgot his toilet goods,
So had to improvise by using some bark. 

For some reason they're both Schiit themed, it just what came naturally - nothing personal as I know nothing about you and am new to these forums. Maybe I'll see you at the meet along with some other Schiit's.