Happy Camper
Headphoneus Supremus
Quote:
A duck walks into a gas station
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Quote:
I don't get the joke. You're lucky I'm not your president or else I'd have you executed.
What joke might that be?
A magician was performing at the dinner party for the captain. His parrot was catching his tricks and tell the table, "it's up his sleeve, it's behind his back".
Well this was beginning to get the magician po'ed.
Without warning, the ship hits an iceberg and sinks.
The magician comes to on a piece of debris to see this parrot staring with all it's concentration on the other end.
"Well, this damned parrot isn't going to get the best of me" he says to himself and locks his stare on the parrot.
This goes on for three days til the parrot says "OK, I give up, where's the ship?"