It's plain disgusting to see this thread still thriving. You may have "won" (and I use that term in the most degrigating sense possible) this battle, but the millions of pineapple consumers yearly across the world will hopefully demonstrate how futile your laughably meager your efforts are.
Although it is amusing to see some of my most loathed enemies on this site aggregate into this little cesspool of morbid group-think and wistful fantasizing of a world where pineapples are NOT the dominate fruit. I scoff at your benign attempts. In fact, right now, just as I type this very sentence, I bite my way right into the pineapple cheesecake I had made last weekend. It had been covered with my mucus after all the incessant snorting that this thread had caused me, but all the bodily fluids in the world would not make this cake taste any more wretched than some of the culinary disasters prior mentioned by my malcontents.
Hopefully this sordid little display of indulgence will keep all of my mortal enemies preoccupied as I exert the natural order of pineapple dominance unto the saner part of this site.
