[logwed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishcabible /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you can only buy Blose. I wish my doggie's sores would go away.

Granted, but you have to apply the lotion with your tongue.

I wish I could get by on less sleep.

 

[Samgotit]

Quote:

Originally Posted by logwed /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you have to apply the lotion with your tongue. I wish I could get by on less sleep.

Granted, but a Candiru swims up your urethra. Neotropical ichthyology happens to be a hobby of mine.

I wish I had no bones, so I could pool on a warm floor.

 

[logwed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but a Candiru swims up your urethra. Neotropical ichthyology happens to be a hobby of mine. I wish I had no bones, so I could pool on a warm floor.

Granted. That is punishment enough.

I wish I could unsee that 'Candiru.'

 

[Ishcabible]

Quote:

Originally Posted by logwed /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted. That is punishment enough. I wish I could unsee that 'Candiru.'

Granted, but you see something worse, like a cymothoid isopod.

I wish I could have a friendly narwhal.

 

[srozzman]

granted, but he is infused with dynamite

I wish i was a rock.

 

[cyberidd]

Quote:

Originally Posted by srozzman /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but he is infused with dynamite I wish i was a rock.

Granted, but you have a dynamite infused narwhal
beside you.
I wish I could read peoples minds at will.

 

[mrdeadfolx]

Granted, but you can only use this power on people with disturbingly sick & twisted minds.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never get fat.

 

[cyberidd]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrdeadfolx /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you can only use this power on people with disturbingly sick & twisted minds. I wish I could eat whatever I want and never get fat.

Granted, but you lose 5 pounds every time you take a bite.
I wish the Winnipeg Folk Festival was a year round festival.

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but you are caged the whole time.

I wish August would come sooner.

 

[xnothingpoetic]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishcabible /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you are caged the whole time. I wish August would come sooner.

Denied, I want to enjoy the full length of summer.

I wish for nothing because I know it would just get corrupted.

 

[logwed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by xnothingpoetic /img/forum/go_quote.gif Denied, I want to enjoy the full length of summer. I wish for nothing because I know it would just get corrupted.

Granted, and you are plunged into oblivion, as per your wish.

I wish that trolls didn't exist.

 

[Ishcabible]

But I want my M3!

Granted, but gremlins invade your house.


I wish I had a metal Slinky. The plastic one I'm playing with now isn't good enough.

 

[logwed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishcabible /img/forum/go_quote.gif But I want my M3! Granted, but gremlins invade your house. I wish I had a metal Slinky. The plastic one I'm playing with now isn't good enough.

Granted, but it's rusty and you contract tetanus.

I wish that I could spend more time on the computer here at work.

 

[gore.rubicon]

Quote:

Originally Posted by logwed /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but it's rusty and you contract tetanus. I wish that I could spend more time on the computer here at work.

Granted but it doesnt work

I wish i was 19

 

[Aevum]

Granted, but the other 18 clones are slightly dumb becuase i used analog equipment to make the copies,

i wish you a merry christmas,