First of all, I'm sure that most of the guys who wrote those reviews that ended up on the front page here, myself included, don't appreciate the ridicule just to be honest. It would be a mistake to assume that you understand the intention or motivation behind even one of the reviews that you've dismissed as FOTM fodder. People put hours and hours of their own time into sharing their experience and it's wrong to be dismissive about someones efforts. There are so many quotes that seem appropriate here, but maybe "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
Come on man, that's someone's hard work. Try to put that in perspective.
So you saw a few pics of the he-1000 on CS and decided to jump on the bash wagon, huh. Do you own the he1000? Have you even heard it? If so, you'd be humbled by one of the best sounding headphones you'll ever hear at any price.
Come on, be a little more humble and appreciative of the time and effort people put in here. Or...don't.