2012 - 1 star out of 5.
What a bloated, preposterous, ludicrous, sappy turd of a movie.
You know you have a bad movie when you care so little about the characters that you are hoping that they ALL DIE. I can't believe that I wasted 2.5 hours of my life watching this "movie". Shame on EVERY single person who was involved in making this movie (*except maybe for the CGI team).
Avoid this Hollywood drivel at all costs.
* If you are a masochist, and feel that you absolutely must watch this piece of trash, I would suggest fast forwarding through the movie and watching only the CGI, as that was about the only thing in this movie that was even remotely entertaining.
P.S. For the "believers" : When 2012 rolls around, everything is going to be just fine. So take a deep breath and relax.