Check under your bed before you sleep. Check the phone reciever for a bomb before using it for calls. Check your car before you start it or step on the brake. Chew gum.
I dont know why you need the gum, but McGuiver (spelling?) seems to be able to use it to get out of any situation, Paperclips also.
Immtbiker- the "I Love You Man" thing,......you need to go out to a bar maybe? (haha)
*goes into a phonebooth (they still have those?) and changes into Super HeadFi Man*
I'm not paranoid, I'm just overly cautious to the point of mental disturbance. And be wary of those phonebooths, you might end up in wrong time period by accident. Happened to this doctor chick I knew, no fudgin'.
I was in class talking to another member, and one of the other students yelled "SHUT UP!" at us, before cackling with her gaggle of collegiate geese. I was quite perplexed, if we were loud why not just ask us to lower voices nicely? Is it possible that years of drug abuse and unprotected sex with strangers has left these young lasses near brain-dead? Or perhaps... it has begun.
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