My family and I had a great time and our thanks go out to Larry, who is a wonderful host and a man of many philanthropic values.
My wife, son, and I were driving down Route 10 in Hanover, NJ, looking for one of those newly established "cooling centers"
I've seen on the news for moist and sweaty days in the Northeast, and we stopped off at a Ramada and had a choice in going into a Conference Room where there was legalized gambling, or this thing called a "Head-Fi Meet". We chose the Meet and
since I always carry around a pair of 300B quasi-monoblock speaker amps in my back seat, I figured "what the heck!
It was a good call. I broke out my Britney Spears and Celine Dion collections and tried to see if anything there could beat my
Coby stereo system at home. Well, was I in for a surprise. There was a cheap set-up that consisted of a Woo Audio WES and some headphones called Ulysses...no wait, I think it was the Orpheus. I was very surprised how good it sounded! Even better
than my Radio Shack tape deck and my Koss Pro 4AA's from the '70's.
Then I moved on to some nice woody headphones that were called Denon 7000 something that was attached to something
electrical made by G-D (so I figured it had to be good). Then I tried the same shiny wood things on an electrical thing that
sounded nice, but was hotter than it was outside.
Moving on, I saw something that I was familiar with from my younger day, which were circular black discs made from
petroleum.There were 2 of them, and these people must be rich because I heard it takes a diamond to make them create
good sound. The first one was by Larry and Garfield, but they had out complicated manuals and were both scratching their
heads so I moved stage right to Neal's round circular discs and enjoyed some Stan Getz, but I'm not sure how he fit in the box
under the spinning black disc (with a saxophone, no less).
I finally got to meet Ross and Frank, but I think they both had something wrong with their teeth because they needed
"orthodynamics" in order to listen to music, although I didn't see either one wearing braces.
Some guy was brewing tea in the middle of the room and another guy had and amp that he made, but I think it needed work
because they tubes were flashing green lights that just couldn't stand still. Luckily, they were both friendly.
Towards the end, they had something called a silent auction, which I had never heard of
, which confused me, because there was this really tall, handsome guy screaming out during the whole thing. Not so silent, in my opinion.
Then, at 6 PM, the back door opened and I was sucked out of the room through reverse osmosis, and my family somehow
ended up with 16-17 other people at this restaurant called "The Macaroni Grill" where we ate great food and received
Italian lessons in the bathroom. I now know that wine in "Italian" is called "Vino".
Well anyway, I'm pretty sure that I had more fun in that room than the gambling room, and I didn't see anyone from the
gambling room getting Italian lessons.
Oh, and by the way, there were these 2 mad scientist type guys named Ari and Kerry that seem to enjoy making sliver
boxes with light bulbs sticking out of them that produced some music that definitely topped my Magnavox AM transistor
radio, that I use mostly for baseball games and oil rig disaster updates.
Thank you good people. Let's do this again, sometime. I need to brush up on my knowledge of electrical thingies (in case
nobody noticed!).