There already is. Most audio engineers know what neutral sounds like. The EQ levers are right in front of them. The microphones they use come with FR graphs. Even off-the-shelf monitors they use come with FR graphs for left and right speakers. It's common to apply compensating adjustments of even partial decibels to make sure the monitors are totally flat. The best studios used custom monitors fully calibrated neutral.
If you knew anything about the industry, there's a lot corporate pressure placed upon audio engineers to tweak things a certain way, especially for popular music. Bump up the highs, bump up the bass, compress the crap of out it. Basically make it really stand out.
The final product is a re-interpretation of what the engineers (or the corporate bigwigs) feel like how the music should sound. If you ask them, they'll let you what they did to it, if they are honest or forthcoming. Seriously, of lot audio engineers, even the very well known respected ones, will answer your questions via phone or e-mail. You may have to prod them a little bit because they like keeping their secrets to themselves. Sometimes you get even funny stories, like "Ahh, crap, I wish didn't put my name on that one. Corporate (or the band) forced me to do that."
But yeah, they know what they are doing and there's no confusion with terminology, vocabulary, or definitions with these guys.