matthewh133
Headphoneus Supremus
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(Very) happily married 28 years. Would not have it any other way.
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(Very) happily married 28 years. Would not have it any other way.
I hope I am not being a troll, but I have a good story.
Fortunately for most you guys, you guys got lucky and there is a happy ending for you.
My friend at work was telling last year how he met his wife. He told me how on their first date, they couldn't stop talking and they talked for 6 hours. They kept talking on a phone call the next day for like 5 hours.
He told me how good looking she was. Pretty, in shape and how he was such a lucky guy.
This year I stopped by his desk and he said, guess what, I am getting divorced. I hate the bi@?#.
I wonder how someone could change his opinion on a person 100% in less than a year.
Just thought it was kind of funny, but I think marriages can be good and it is also realistic that 2 people can just get tired of each other. And that is the way it goes.
story #1:
A friend of mine once told me he decided he was going to marry his girl when he dutch oven'd her and she didn't kick him out of the bed.
story #2: (even though said people are no longer together)
Another friend of mine used to present his lady with roadkill. Y'see, she's a somewhat eccentric biologist who just so happens to collect animal skulls. So one day when he was driving down the highway and saw a dead flattened fox on the side of the road, he got out and carefully picked it up and wrapped it newspaper, then took it home and cleaned it up* and presented it to her in a gift wrapped box. That's a special kind of love right there folks.
*which I think just meant shooing away the flies and spraying some febreeze
You have no idea. I spent a couple years divorcing people. People sure do change over the years.I hope I am not being a troll, but I have a good story.
Fortunately for most you guys, you guys got lucky and there is a happy ending for you.
My friend at work was telling last year how he met his wife. He told me how on their first date, they couldn't stop talking and they talked for 6 hours. They kept talking on a phone call the next day for like 5 hours.
He told me how good looking she was. Pretty, in shape and how he was such a lucky guy.
This year I stopped by his desk and he said, guess what, I am getting divorced. I hate the bi@?#.
I wonder how someone could change his opinion on a person 100% in less than a year.
Just thought it was kind of funny, but I think marriages can be good and it is also realistic that 2 people can just get tired of each other. And that is the way it goes.
You have no idea. I spent a couple years divorcing people. People sure do change over the years.
Funny thing was that the real knock-down fights were over personal property. I litigated a cheap .22 rifle and a stainless rim for a pickup bed.
Strangest of all was a fight over a side of beef. My client's job as a ranch manager entitled him to a side of beef each year. He agreed to give the side of beef to his wife for the year of the divorce, but wanted to keep it thereafter. She did not agree and badgered her lawyer so much I wound up with him in my office having a heart-to-heart about how she was driving him crazy over the side of beef.
But I always had this vision/dream/whatever that the girl that would make me want to marry her would be in our living room (you gotta live with them first IMO) and she'd put on a concert DVD of my favorite metal band and play it loud as hell. I'd be somewhere else in the home and would come in to see whats going on. Thats when I'd see her headbanging and when she spots me, she'd throw up the horns and ask me to join in. Well it probably sounds stupid as hell to you, but thats how I think I'd know my 'one'. Sadly, the girl I'm with will never do this.