Every Metal cover absolutely MUST have boobs no matter how irrelevant they are to the subject material. Displaying boobs on your Metal album's cover automatically adds +5 grimness and guarantees censorship if ever introduced into the mainstream, which is soooo kvlt.
Not that I'm complaining
Brobitussin I LOVE Vegan Black Metal Chef. We need more things like this, and we need them now.
Thankfully I redeemed myself as a minion of glorious Sathanas last night when I invoked the dread powers of necromancy upon two fallen ones while jamming out to the grimmest and most frostbitten record of Satan himself: Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight.
Another blasphemous piece by the Dark Lord himself: