How strictly do movie theaters enforce the ban on outside food?

Apr 7, 2007 at 5:00 PM Post #46 of 55
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Originally Posted by Fitz /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Depends on what part of town the theater is in.


Yeah but the fact that you were wearing lipstick and winking at the usher may have scewed the outcome Fitz.
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But all was OK because the usher didn't find enough meat to hold up in court.
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Apr 7, 2007 at 5:02 PM Post #47 of 55
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Originally Posted by swt61 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Yeah but the fact that you were wearing lipstick and winking at the usher may have scewed the outcome Fitz.
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But all was OK because the usher didn't find enough meat to hold up in court.
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I told you that taping it back would work. Now do you believe me?
 
Apr 10, 2007 at 9:35 PM Post #48 of 55
My friend brought in a dozen Krispy Kremes once (before you ask, yes of course the HOT light was on!). He walked right in the door with them and was all prepared to pay off the ticket guy with a doughnut, but the guy didn't even care. The people in the theater hated us.

Oh and eating beef jerky while watching 300? That's disturbing, more so than the sneaking it in next to your butt.
 
Mar 5, 2012 at 1:45 PM Post #49 of 55
I have my left arm in a cast ..... but I have no left arm!  The Cast has cold diet coke cans, plastic bags for popcorn fills, candy, jerky, cookies and in saran wrap I have 2 slices of pizza. What I do not eat I sell to others .......... went to 68 movies last year and sold $390. worth of food.
68 Movies X $5 = $340. So made Profir of $50. AND got in movie FREE. I am syndicating and then franchising my system. It will be called
Movie Eats Snacks Sodas Youall --- M.E.S.S.Y.   for short.  I do nOT take food stamps, checks or credit cards.
 
Mar 5, 2012 at 2:10 PM Post #51 of 55
This deserves a special place in headfi history.
 
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I have my left arm in a cast ..... but I have no left arm!  The Cast has cold diet coke cans, plastic bags for popcorn fills, candy, jerky, cookies and in saran wrap I have 2 slices of pizza. What I do not eat I sell to others .......... went to 68 movies last year and sold $390. worth of food.
68 Movies X $5 = $340. So made Profir of $50. AND got in movie FREE. I am syndicating and then franchising my system. It will be called
Movie Eats Snacks Sodas Youall --- M.E.S.S.Y.   for short.  I do nOT take food stamps, checks or credit cards.



 
 
Mar 5, 2012 at 9:19 PM Post #54 of 55
I went to the movies last week and saw a guy get caught sneaking in a medium size box of Milk Duds. Two pimply faced high school age ushers kicked him to his knees and pistol whipped him. It wasn't pretty, be careful.  
 
Mar 5, 2012 at 9:32 PM Post #55 of 55
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I went to the movies last week and saw a guy get caught sneaking in a medium size box of Milk Duds. Two pimply faced high school age ushers kicked him to his knees and pistol whipped him. It wasn't pretty, be careful.  


This is why I keep a pistol next to my box of Reese's Pieces.
 

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