Dexter Morgan
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That's some good stuff right there
Greetings from down here to my peeps in the Noble thread
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Another few classics:
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A man said to the gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?''
The instructor said, ''How flexible are you?''
The man replied, ''I can't make Tuesdays.''
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
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Have a great weekend!
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A man said to the gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?''
The instructor said, ''How flexible are you?''
The man replied, ''I can't make Tuesdays.''
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
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Have a great weekend!
Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid f**ks.
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Sir, you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, your honor, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."
Dexter Morgan
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Alright, time to contribute.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Another sock lie, no show socks, I can still see them sticking out of my shoes.
Shoes should not have to suffer the lies of the evil sock conglomerates. Plus, I am not 16 years old.
A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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