[fiascogarcia]

  It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "Now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

Hooaah!!

 

[mscott58]

   
Cheers, mate! We're all getting a little long in the tooth now, forum age wise. 

Does that mean we don't ever shut-up or that we're highly passionate about this stuff? Or maybe both!?! 

 

[mscott58]

Hey Wata - Did your finger fall off yet?

 

[Watagump]

Hey Wata - Did your finger fall off yet?

 
I have pulled through, without even needing amputation.

 

[mscott58]

   
I have pulled through, without even needing amputation.

Just wanted you to know that I have put in an official request for you to receive a purple-heart for your valiant efforts and survival of a near-fatal wound. I salute you sir!

 

[Watagump]

  Just wanted you to know that I have put in an official request for you to receive a purple-heart for your valiant efforts and survival of a near-fatal wound. I salute you sir!

 
I am a hero for all of the human race.

 

[mscott58]

I am a hero for all of the human race.

Your inspiration and sacrifice gets me out of bed every morning.

 

[Watagump]

Your inspiration and sacrifice gets me out of bed every morning.

 
I am happy to be an inspiration to the common folk.

 

[Watagump]

Peekaboo Street (the US Olympian) apparently came into a lot of money
because of her Olympic performance this winter. Rather than spend it
on herself, she showed a lot of character by donating it to a local
hospital. The primary facility the hospital needed was a retrofit of
the Intensive Care Unit, so in her honor, the hospital board is going
to name the new unit, "Peekaboo, I.C.U."

 

[mscott58]

  Peekaboo Street (the US Olympian) apparently came into a lot of money
because of her Olympic performance this winter. Rather than spend it
on herself, she showed a lot of character by donating it to a local
hospital. The primary facility the hospital needed was a retrofit of
the Intensive Care Unit, so in her honor, the hospital board is going
to name the new unit, "Peekaboo, I.C.U."

Groan...

 

[Watagump]

 

[Malevolent]

What's up, homies?
 
Been quiet around here, and even on the Noble thread.
 
I'm no Wata, but I'll try..
 

 

[Watagump]

  What's up, homies?
 
Been quiet around here, and even on the Noble thread.
 
I'm no Wata, but I'll try..
 

 
That's not bad, you get a B+. 

 

[fiascogarcia]

Has been quiet!  Been a while since I've been on.
 

 

[fiascogarcia]

So a blind man walks into a bar.