[Watagump]

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

[fiascogarcia]

Hah! No, but I once farted in an elevator.  It was just wrong on so many levels.

 

[fiascogarcia]

I was so disappointed when I asked my butcher if he could reach a package of meat he had on the top shelf.  He told me "No, the steaks are too high".

 

[Watagump]

The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

 

[Watagump]

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

 

[Malevolent]

   
That's not bad, you get a B+. 

 
Thank you, Wata! My maiden effort.. hopefully more to come. 

 
So what's up, people? What's going down with the Noble crowd?
 
Anyway, I'm just stoked to be visiting Tokyo next week, but I just realised that my flight is on the 13th.. on Friday.. 

 

[Malevolent]

 

[fiascogarcia]

   
Thank you, Wata! My maiden effort.. hopefully more to come. 

 
So what's up, people? What's going down with the Noble crowd?
 
Anyway, I'm just stoked to be visiting Tokyo next week, but I just realised that my flight is on the 13th.. on Friday.. 

Hey, Friday the 13th is good luck!

 

[Watagump]

Warcraft trailer.
 

 

[Watagump]

Can someone explain socks to me? Why is it when I put my socks on the ones that have the grey part for the heel does it not sit on the heel? If I pull them tight like they should be, the grey parts sticks out above the shoe. Something is off, and don't say Wata, you are off.

 

[fiascogarcia]

  Can someone explain socks to me? Why is it when I put my socks on the ones that have the grey part for the heel does it not sit on the heel? If I pull them tight like they should be, the grey parts sticks out above the shoe. Something is off, and don't say Wata, you are off.

It's true, why can't you go to the store and buy size 10 socks. No, you have to buy the size 10-13 when I wear a 10 and not a 13, which obviously the sock was made for.

 

[mscott58]

It's true, why can't you go to the store and buy size 10 socks. No, you have to buy the size 10-13 when I wear a 10 and not a 13, which obviously the sock was made for.

For me. I'm the 13.

 

[Watagump]

  It's true, why can't you go to the store and buy size 10 socks. No, you have to buy the size 10-13 when I wear a 10 and not a 13, which obviously the sock was made for.

 
So that's all sockgate is about, the fact they are made for multiple sizes?

 

[Watagump]

For me. I'm the 13.

 
I am the 10. I also buy the XXXL condoms and rubber bands.

 

[fiascogarcia]

   
I am the 10. I also buy the XXXL condoms and rubber bands.

So you wrap the condom around your waist?