How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ?
Ten tickles.
Ten tickles.
Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
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The Jester
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Police training college broken into overnight,
Dog handling gear stolen and the amenities block smashed up and vandalised,
A police spokesperson said they had no leads and nothing to go on ..
Dog handling gear stolen and the amenities block smashed up and vandalised,
A police spokesperson said they had no leads and nothing to go on ..
us.classic
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What did one burp say to the other burp?
Let's be stinkers and go out the other way.....
Let's be stinkers and go out the other way.....
Joaquin Dinero
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A weasel goes into a bar.
"What'll you have ?" asks the bartender.
"Pop" goes the weasel.
"What'll you have ?" asks the bartender.
"Pop" goes the weasel.
The Jester
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Guy walks into a bar with a cute fluffy little dog under his arm,
Bartender says “cute dog”
“Yeah, got him for the missus”
“Great swap”
Bartender says “cute dog”
“Yeah, got him for the missus”
“Great swap”
The Jester
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Two guys at the bar, one guy has his dog sat under the table with him,
Other guy looks down and the dog has its leg in the air licking its balls,
First guy jokes “I wish I could do that”
“Ask him nicely first cos he bites”
Other guy looks down and the dog has its leg in the air licking its balls,
First guy jokes “I wish I could do that”
“Ask him nicely first cos he bites”
Joaquin Dinero
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A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Anyone wanna go extreme camping this weekend?
It's gonna be in-tents!
It's gonna be in-tents!
Pharmaboy
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insert "virtual forehead slap" emoji...
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Well
No thanks, if both of us go that would be two in-tents.
Pharmaboy
Headphoneus Supremus
It's the Department of Redundancy Department all over again!
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