Of course, this might turn out to be a massive anticlimax.
"In a surprise move, Chord Electronics branch out into the production of high end car spark plugs"

Chord's promise to revolutionise the portable audio world was amply fulfilled today with the release of the Chord Mofo Ghetto Blaster.

I'd love to add a custom modified ghetto blaster/Mojo picture here, but alas my digital editing skills are right up there with my jet aeroplane piloting skills

'Chord Mofo' was someone else's idea by the way. Can't remember who, but it was awesome, and really ought to happen for real
