Is that Fabio-blood? Or did the bird disintegrate upon hitting Fabio's marble-hard sculpted features?
I should make that my avatar, because, after all, what is an avatar but the manifestation of a diety on Earth? Well, to be honest, I think Fabio is pretty goofy looking. I like the way that Conan O'Brian messes with him when he comes on. I give Fabio credit for having a sense of humor, which is nice, even if he is lacking a subtle sense of style.
P.S. he does look rather composed for just having had a bird hit him in the face....another reason to believe that the bird exploded upon hitting his aura....