the most incredibly stupid lyrics you've ever heard
Feb 12, 2007 at 6:51 PM Post #61 of 140
this is by Beyonce Knowles:

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be be here in a minute
- baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

huh.................?
 
Feb 12, 2007 at 10:06 PM Post #62 of 140
Quote:

Song: STUPID LYRICS

Night lift up the shades
let in the brilliant light of morning
but steady there now
for I am weak and starving for mercy
sleep has left me alone
to carry the weight of unravelling where we went wrong
it's all I can do to hang on
to keep me from falling
into old familiar shoes

[Chorus:]

how stupid could I be
a simpleton could see
that you're no good for me
but you're the only one I see

love has made me a fool
it set me on fire and watched as I floundered
unable to speak
except to cry out and wait for your answer
but you come around in your time
speaking of fabulous places
create an oasis
dries up as soon as you're gone
you leave me here burning
in this desert without you

[Chorus]

everything changes
everything falls apart
can't stop to feel myself losing control
but deep in my senses I know

[Chorus]


You asked for Stupid Lyrics
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 1:35 AM Post #63 of 140
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Originally Posted by jjhatfield /img/forum/go_quote.gif
In defense of IT, I think almost any rapper runs out of clever ways to say the same thing eventually. But give "Cause of Death" a listen, it always gives me chills. Way intense.
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But these are without a doubt, the dumbest lyrics ever in the world history:



I mean What is that, japanese or something. stupid mozart.



I hope you are being sarcastic...
For those who don't know, that is latin and granting eternal rest to the soul
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 3:35 AM Post #64 of 140
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Originally Posted by Ingo /img/forum/go_quote.gif
I'm just playing devils advocate here, it probably is a newly defined word.


There are more hits for the word "impactful" on the Urban Dictionary than on the real one. As a studier of Latin (and, therefore, English language etymology) I can safely claim that there is no way in the traditional rules of English that the word "impactful" makes any sense at all, especially when the word 'impactive" already clearly exists.

My Webster's New World Dictionary (Volume 4) provides the word 'impactive', but not the word 'impactful'. Plus, of all the obvious indications, impactful isn't even found on Firefox's spellcheck software.
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 3:48 AM Post #65 of 140
Nothin' like a grammar argument to lock up a thread. More stupid lyrics, courtesy of Mak D, from the "Butcher Shop" EP: "Your meat tastes so gross I dont like it on my toast/ I don't like the smell when its in my nose/ I'll see to it I close down your shop/ I just had supper and found a pube in my porkchop/your shop's got no class/all the meats from your ass/ I had to drink some ex-lax to get that **** to pass/salmonella, you've got salmonella"...
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 4:06 AM Post #66 of 140
I think bad rap lyrics can be really fun and add humor.

Cody ChesnuTT's The Headphone Masterpiece

"I got a hard d*** with a curve
and that's all you deserve."

BTW: the sound quality is horrible on this CD, don't let the title fool you.
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 4:26 AM Post #67 of 140
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Originally Posted by Musehead /img/forum/go_quote.gif
This ladies and Gents is up for a Grammy:
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Buckcherry - "Crazy Bi***"



I play that song for my kids!

Also, why some folks dissin' Axl? lol. Boy, was he pi$$ed in that song. But if that one is bad, wouldn't "Letter to the New York Post" by Public Enemy be bad, too?
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Here's some bad stuff:

"There's a lady who is sure all that glitters is gold..."

j/k, j/k!!
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 4:44 AM Post #68 of 140
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Originally Posted by Aman /img/forum/go_quote.gif
There are more hits for the word "impactful" on the Urban Dictionary than on the real one. As a studier of Latin (and, therefore, English language etymology) I can safely claim that there is no way in the traditional rules of English that the word "impactful" makes any sense at all, especially when the word 'impactive" already clearly exists.

My Webster's New World Dictionary (Volume 4) provides the word 'impactive', but not the word 'impactful'. Plus, of all the obvious indications, impactful isn't even found on Firefox's spellcheck software.



Yeah, I know that it's not "proper" English but you indicated that it wasn't a word. I guess that brings us to what the definition of "word" is.

"word." Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc. 12 Feb. 2007. <Dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/word>.
Word

–noun 1. a unit of language, consisting of one or more spoken sounds or their written representation, that functions as a principal carrier of meaning. Words are composed of one or more morphemes and are either the smallest units susceptible of independent use or consist of two or three such units combined under certain linking conditions, as with the loss of primary accent that distinguishes blackʹbirdʹ from blackʹ birdʹ. Words are usually separated by spaces in writing, and are distinguished phonologically, as by accent, in many languages


Also, I personally think that "impactful" rolls off of the tounge a little better than "impactive".
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 4:50 AM Post #69 of 140
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Originally Posted by jjhatfield /img/forum/go_quote.gif
In defense of IT, I think almost any rapper runs out of clever ways to say the same thing eventually. But give "Cause of Death" a listen, it always gives me chills. Way intense.
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But these are without a doubt, the dumbest lyrics ever in the world history:



I mean What is that, japanese or something. stupid mozart.



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Feb 13, 2007 at 5:19 AM Post #70 of 140
Highlights from Gretchen Wilson's Redneck Woman.

"Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type"
- But lets not say what type were were. It adds mystique!

"No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night"
- Champagne is a sweetend beverage? But if you must drink yourself stupid nightly, I won't stop you.

"I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait"
- Alcoholism kills braincells which may explain your Kid Rock poster. Plus decorating in posters? Are you 12?

"But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip"
- Undoutedly the baby will also speeked englished prettyed gooded.

"Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad"
- Never calls chicks broads.

"And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long "
- 'Redneck' = Lazy homeowner.

"Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price"
- Somebody told you the wrong secret. Or your local Wal*Mart has a far better selection of clothing than my local Wal*Mart.

"And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV"
- The eHarmony.com models maybe. I've seen your album cover.

"No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me"
- No, those wouldn't help either. Luckily your nightly Coors binge will ease your pain of sexual unfulfillment.

"You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core"
- If you were a planet, it would take the light from the 'Hardcore' 8000 years to reach you, you are so far from any adjective that should have '-core' taced onto the end.
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 7:29 AM Post #71 of 140
I think this is from Ridin' Spinners by the 36 Mafia or someone like that.

You the captain I'm the crunch
You bring dinner I'll bring lunch

HAHA
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 8:19 AM Post #72 of 140
Personal favorite

Black Sheep - U Mean I'm Not

Quote:

Yo mother****er
What the **** you lookin' at
Yo, get out my mother****in' face right now
Yo man, trip this
I was out on the ave man
This dude wouldn't let me roll
So I pulled out my mother ****in' nine
And I SMOKED HIS ASS
Woke up, didn't choke up
Saw my AK, it was broke up
Put it together like a jigsaw
Got my nine, and my Rambo knife off the floor
Went to the bathroom, and beat the rush
Yo, who the **** used my toothbrush
Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up
You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass person
Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh
Kick her in the ***** and punched her in the eye
Slapped her in the head, stepped on the cord
Don't **** with my bitch, word is born
Went downstairs to eat wit my folks
Ma, you broke the ****in' egg yoke
Punch her in the chest, it got on her cheek
Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet
Knee to the *****, kick to the skull
AK y'all shot the bitch in the temple
Pop got mad 'cause mom got licked
I didn't give a **** so I shot him in the dick
Hungary as ****, said my grace
Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face
Ate my food, found my coat
Mailman came so I cut his mother ****in' throat
Waitin' for the mother ****in' school bus
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Dres, yo Dres
Wake up man, wake up
What's wrong with you man
Yo, I had a mother ****in' dream, man
What the **** was the dream about Gee
I dreamed that I was hard


 
Feb 13, 2007 at 3:12 PM Post #74 of 140
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Originally Posted by EyeAmEye /img/forum/go_quote.gif
After reading Beck's "Loser", he truly is more of a loser than I originally thought.


he's a Scientologist. nuf said.
 
Feb 13, 2007 at 5:19 PM Post #75 of 140
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Originally Posted by BAwig05 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
I hope you are being sarcastic...
For those who don't know, that is latin and granting eternal rest to the soul



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Originally Posted by Metaphysical /img/forum/go_quote.gif
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Yes, I'm being sarcastic. I should have included a little smiley or something.
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In heavy rotation recently has been Harnoncourt's Mozart's Requiem. Its mind bogglingly beautiful.

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Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif
he's a Scientologist. nuf said.


This makes it really difficult for me to take Beck seriously as an artist. I used to really like his stuff, but the fact that he lends any credence at all to this nonsense seriously lessens my enjoyment of his music.
 

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