[wakeride74]

I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parellelogram

 

[EyeAmEye]

Ramalama-ding-dong...bigger than King Kong - Tone Loc

Like Tropicana, I got the juice,
off of the leash,
and let the dogs loose (random loser "woofs" in the background) - Silkk The Shocker

Birfdays wuz the worst days,
drink champagne when we thirst days - Notorious BIG

All my friends, all my foes,
damn these hoes, steppin' on my toes - P.Duddy

 

[Zarathustra19]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monk /img/forum/go_quote.gif Heresy! Baby Got Back is a classic! oh, i just remembered something else: Skinless! now imagine all of that... with death metal growl vocals. edit: now that i think about it, was this post even head-fi appropriate? i mean Skinless is pretty horrible...

I'm sorry to bring this back after a few pages, but I happen to like skinless...they're grind metal, so its supposed to be so horrible that its funny, which it is, IMO.

Anyway, to the point: Fergilicious. 'nuff said. I won't quote the lyrics out of respect for the intellects of those who will be reading this.
*edit: oh, just thought of some reaaaally stupid heavy metal lyrics: Mayhem's "Chainsaw guts****" now thats bad: Bleed down to the ****ing core
You're going down for ****ing more
Screw your slimy guts
Driving me ****ing nuts!

Chainsaw in my bleeding hands
As I start to *** *** ** ***
**** **** *** steaming out
And I just love the sight!

******* crawling in her ****
I just love to **** **** ****
Bury you in a slimy grave
You will rot forever there!

I edited almost entire sentences because they are head-fi inappropriate

 

[Pm@c]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarathustra19 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I'm sorry to bring this back after a few pages, but I happen to like skinless...they're grind metal, so its supposed to be so horrible that its funny, which it is, IMO. Anyway, to the point: Fergilicious. 'nuff said. I won't quote the lyrics out of respect for the intellects of those who will be reading this. *edit: oh, just thought of some reaaaally stupid heavy metal lyrics: Mayhem's "Chainsaw guts****" now thats bad: Bleed down to the ****ing core You're going down for ****ing more Screw your slimy guts Driving me ****ing nuts! Chainsaw in my bleeding hands As I start to *** *** ** *** **** **** *** steaming out And I just love the sight! ******* crawling in her **** I just love to **** **** **** Bury you in a slimy grave You will rot forever there! I edited almost entire sentences because they are head-fi inappropriate

How is music that sounds horrible supposed to be funny?

 

[fikete]

I like the song but....

Scar Tissue by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view

Push me up against the wall
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Fallin’ all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view...

Blood loss in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Wave good-bye to ma and pa ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view

Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn’s sweet we call it fall
I’ll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view

 

[lime]

Quote:

Originally Posted by fikete /img/forum/go_quote.gif I like the song but.... Scar Tissue by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

i don't think that song's that bad at all.

and if you think Immortal Technique is stupid (he's definitely not)... check out this song:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/immor...ancocaine.html

Immortal Technique is an MC, and Jedi Mind Tricks is a hip hop group.

even if you don't agree with his politics... i still think he can be as eloquent as he is unrefined:

Quote:

And just so Conservatives don't take it to heart I don't think Bush did it, 'cuz he isn't that smart He's just a stupid puppet taking orders on his cell phone From the same people that sabotaged Senator Wellstone The military industry got it poppin' and lockin' Looking for a way to justify the Wolfowitz Doctrine And as a matter of fact, Rumsfeld, now that I think back Without 9/11, you couldn't have a war in Iraq Or a Defense budget of world conquest proportions...

 

[EyeAmEye]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lime /img/forum/go_quote.gif i don't think that song's that bad at all. and if you think Immortal Technique is stupid (he's definitely not)... check out this song: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/immor...ancocaine.html Immortal Technique is an MC, and Jedi Mind Tricks is a hip hop group. even if you don't agree with his politics... i still think he can be as eloquent as he is unrefined:

That song you linked to fell apart in the last two verses (and boy did it ever), but it wasn't bad before.

I present...Tone Loc (once again

) with his hit "Loc'd After Dark":
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/loc-to...rk-lyrics.html

 

[fikete]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lime /img/forum/go_quote.gif i don't think that song's that bad at all.

I'm not sure if you misunderstood me or not. I was saying that I liked the song I just don't think the lyrics are very good. Anthony's written some decent lyrics that can be a bit off the wall but these just seem like they were chosen because of simplicity.

 

[Zarathustra19]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pm@c /img/forum/go_quote.gif How is music that sounds horrible supposed to be funny?

no, the lyrics are supposed to be horrible, as in so offensive that its funny. doesn't come out to be funny to a lot of people.

 

[Singapura]

Most gangsta rap is very stupid but then most gangsta's are. I still like to listen to it though. I won't even mention that 90 % of Dutch mainstream music is so stupid that listening to it actually lowers you IQ by 9 points.

 

[papomaster]

For frenchies....
The one and only...

[size=large]L...Q...J...R... SONG!!![/size]

I wont quote the lyrics because I can't find them on any website.

But if someone has the song he can list them. It's so funny.

 

[AgentVX]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell /img/forum/go_quote.gif she loves you yeah yeah yeah she loves you yeah yeah yeah ad nauseam...

Haha I always bring that up whenever my mum criticises the songwriting of modern artistes.

Ok now don't get me wrong, I love Pink Floyd but this song just cracks me up every time I listen to it. (you have to put in the British accent while reading it otherwise a lot of the impact is lost)

Quote:

"Bike" I've got a bike. you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and Things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I've got a cloak. it's a bit of a joke. There's a tear up the front. it's red and black. I've had it for months. If you think it could look good, then I guess it should. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, evrything if you want things. I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I've got a clan of gingerbread men. Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men. Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I know a room of musical tunes. Some rhyme, some ching. most of them are clockwork. Lets go into the other room and make them work.

 

[papomaster]

Ok guys, here are the LQJR song lyrics :

LQJR SONG FOR YOU GUYS...THE LQJR SONG...
tout le monde dansait, tout le monde pipait, tout le monde s'aimait, tout le monde buvait, tout le monde fumait du pot, du pot, du pot, du pot, du pot, du pot
Oh my god oh my god LQJR SONG
oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, tout le monde buvait tout le monde fumait, tout le monde disait oh my god, oh my god.
Yavait broua dans un coin qui ressemblait a un laaama yavait boro qui a gagné une sacoche pour ordi
yavait lobic qui ressemblait a eeeee... à une souris! (rire)
yavait moé qui était cool, yavait bob qui était hot, yavait eeee scott qui buvait dla bière
yavait tout le monde qui fumait tout le monde qui buvait toute qui flippait tout le monde qui s'aimait yeah yeah
" eille le gars ctait tu un lan"
ouais ctait un lan
" pk?"
parce que ctait un lan "
pis c koi vous faites din lan
on fume on danse
on sourit on chante on danse
doudi doudi doudi doudi on danse on chante c'est ca les lans. oh my god
au début tout le monde disait po oh my god pis a fin tout l'monde on sorti a dire oh my god oh my god
oh my god belle partie les gars pis la le gros laid avec des cheveux rose yersemblait a bronx rolf rolf rolf rolf
rolf rolf rolf rolf
quand j'dansais quand j'bougais avec ma boule disco
tout le monde dansait tout le monde s'aimait tout le monde fumait tout le monde buvait c'était le LQJR...
oh my god oh my god broua ressemblait a un lama oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god DO qui jouait avec ses gants
oh my god DO
oh my god oh my god oh my god yavait des noubi qui nous traitait de walaxer oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god today oh my god to pé
pé's a whoos
tan tan yeah yeah come on come on come on yeah yeah oh my god oh my god I have to say it again
oh my god oh my god
yen avait qui avait des coupe champignon yen avait d'autres qui avait pas de cheveux pantoute
yen avait dautre qui avait les cheveux blitché
yen avait dautre comme le bic qui était laite LOL
oh my god le bic


And yes, the guys really says all the rofl and all the oh my god.

Listen to this even if you don't understand french.

 

[Aman]

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgentVX /img/forum/go_quote.gif Haha I always bring that up whenever my mum criticises the songwriting of modern artistes. Ok now don't get me wrong, I love Pink Floyd but this song just cracks me up every time I listen to it. (you have to put in the British accent while reading it otherwise a lot of the impact is lost)

I think that was the point. Syd Barrett (NOT Pink Floyd) was a major tweaker, if you know what I mean. I think the song's very funny (Syd said it was supposed to be parodying the fallacies of love songs in pop music). If you think the lyrics are "stupid" then you're hearing them incorrectly. There's a difference between a group (like Jedi Mind Tricks) that tries to be interesting and sophisticated but just simply fails at it, and a group that is intentionally writing stupid lyrics (most of the time, out of character) to get a certain point across.

 

[lastfreename]

He once shot a man just for snorin'
Got outta bed and shot him dead
Well his name was, I didnt know what his name was
So we just called him Fred
He was ridin cross the desert on a horse to another town
Lookin for a woman in a night gown
The horses name was, I didnt know what his name was
So we just called him Fred

Oh now
Fred's ridin
Fred's ridin
Fred
Fred's ridin Fred
Fred's ridin Fred
Fred's ridin Fred

Well he got to a town
met a woman in a night gown
And she was wearin a frown(hell it rymed)
Well her name was, I didnt know what her name was
So we just called her Fred,

oh now
Fred's ridin
Fred's ridin Fred,
Fred's ridin Fred
Fred's ridin Fred
Fred's ridin Fred!

that songs called fred

this song here was written under the influence of alcohol which has a tendency to make u think things are actually funnyer than what they really are had u been drinkin alcohol at the time of hearin the fred song youd be layin on the floor right now sayin "that fred songs whipin my ass turn it off"