[lastfreename]

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin son -- no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin' fo' a numba nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle
Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha
Double-double supah size and don't forget the fries

 

[Thelonious Monk]

to some responses earlier in this thread:

i was sent the song by a friend so i didn't know that the title was wrong, although i apologize for missing his race. i still think it's stupid and irrelevant along with the other songs i heard, save a few pretty good string loops. most of the time it's just stringing together random events, not real political commentary. a lot worse than stuff like Public Enemy for sure. i'll take my A Tribe Called Quest and Common thanks very much.

 

[Netminder]

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Jammin' till the jam is through.

We're jammin' -
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past;
We're jammin',
And I hope this jam is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord;
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion;
Holy Mount Zion:
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation.

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too.

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied.
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist,
So jam by my side.

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin',
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin';
Hope you like jammin', too.
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin'),
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin').
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) - I wanna -
I wanna jam wid you now.
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too).
Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin',
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you.
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too.
I wanna jam it;
I wanna jam it.

Bob Marley is Jammin'

 

[iSleipnir]

The Cheeky Song by some Romanian twins. It's a weird song and must be viewed, not read. Also it features girls in hot pants so it may not be SFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4

 

[Uncle Erik]

How about some Sarah McLachlin? Not stupid, but "Stupid":

Night lift up the shades
let in the brilliant light of morning
but steady there now
for I am weak and starving for mercy
sleep has left me alone
to carry the weight of unravelling where we went wrong
it's all I can do to hang on
to keep me from falling
into old familiar shoes

[Chorus:]

how stupid could I be
a simpleton could see
that you're no good for me
but you're the only one I see

love has made me a fool
it set me on fire and watched as I floundered
unable to speak
except to cry out and wait for your answer
but you come around in your time
speaking of fabulous places
create an oasis
dries up as soon as you're gone
you leave me here burning
in this desert without you

[Chorus]

everything changes
everything falls apart
can't stop to feel myself losing control
but deep in my senses I know

[Chorus]

 

[rb67]

Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps"
"My lovely lady lumps"

 

[FalconP]

From "Four Seasons in One Day", by Crowded House:

[size=x-small]Smiling as the shit comes down
You can tell a man from what he has to say
Everything gets turned around
And I will risk my neck again, again

You can take me where you will
Up the creek and through the mill
All the things you can't explain
Four seasons in one day

Blood dries up
Like rain, like rain
Fills my cup
Like four seasons in one day[/size]

Complete non-sequitur -- and that's not even pretty non-sequitur. The music is no good either.

 

[Jimothy]

Ani DiFranco-Subdivision

"White people are so scared...of black people"

I just can't stop cracking up after that line.

 

[skellington]

Do you mean dumb in a good way or a bad way?
Can't believe I'm the first to post some Carcass...

"Feast On Dismembered Carnage"

Bodies dismembered, corpses desecrated
Carcasses liquidized and minced with hatred
Brains are splattered, strewn limbs and heads
Blood has been spurted as the arteries were shredded

Eyes have been impaled, flayed skin in strips
Intestines and guts from the body have been ripped
Stench of sweet blood, bones have been crunched
Festering gore is eaten for lunch

Parasitic carnivorous carrion, your gastrointestinal tract,
your prey's cremator
Bloody neo-cannibalistic, bloodfeed masticator
Rigor sanguined fleshfeast, gourging on festered entrails and warm meat
Devouring cold offal, necro-sentient mortis feed

Mutilated organs, the meat-cleaver is raised
Falls to mash the head and rip up the face
Throats slit with vengeance, flesh stripped to the bone
Your death is terrible, painful and slow

Drooling palate
Terrible odorous mess
The repulsive stench
Of roasting flesh

Sterile carnage, dried sanguined personae desecration
Scooping out the entrails, violent entrail emancipation
The taste of violent gorge hot on your breath
Digesting the succulent corpse in your succous death

 

[ken36]

Teenage Enema Nurse. My all time fave.

 

[tjohnusa]

Heresy! Baby Got Back is a classic!

Agreed...I thought it is a rather clever song.

 

[Thelonious Monk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by skellington /img/forum/go_quote.gif Do you mean dumb in a good way or a bad way?

in a bad way. a really bad way.

 

[KevC]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rb67 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps" "My lovely lady lumps"

Honestly. Fergie is insane.

Quote:

Four, tres, two, uno [Will I Am] Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is the next **** [Verse 1 - Fergie] Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo. You could see me, you can't squeeze me. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy. I got reasons why I tease 'em. Boys just come and go like seasons. [Hook 1] Fergalicious (so delicious) But I ain't promiscuous. And if you was suspicious, All that **** is fictitious. I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) I put them boys on rock, rock. And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (it's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got) I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) [Verse 2] Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing] Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy. They always claim they know me, Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy), I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E, And can't no other lady put it down like me. [Hook 2] I'm Fergalicious (so delicious) My body stay vicious I be up in the gym just working on my fitness He's my witness (oooh, wee) I put yo' boy on rock, rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (it's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got) Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out) [Vamp] Baby, baby, baby, If you really want me, Honey get some patience. Maybe then you'll get a taste. I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey. It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy. [Will I Am] T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie [Rap - Fergie] All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh) I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man. And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it. But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele 'Cause they say she... [Hook 3] Delicious (so delicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that **** is fictitious I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) I put them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got) Four, tres, two, uno. My body stay vicious, I be up in the gym just working on my fitness, He's my witness (oooh, wee). I put yo' boy on rock, rock, And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye) [Will I Am] T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno) D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno) T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

*head explodes*

Though Glamorous is quite catchy....

 

[Riordan]

haven't read anything here that's worse than:

lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains.

shakira

 

[TheAnomaly]

i'd say anything by fergie, and also that one about the milkshake and how it brings boys to the yard would be the worst i've heard. most nu-metal, pop punk, and rap is horrible as well, but those trump all as far as i'm concerned.