the most incredibly stupid lyrics you've ever heard
Jun 1, 2012 at 10:12 PM Post #136 of 140
Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy"
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
 
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
Sep 24, 2015 at 12:22 AM Post #137 of 140
'You a stupid hoe! You a you a stupid hoe!
You a stupid hoe! You a you a stupid hoe!
You a stupid hoe! You a you a stupid hoe!
Yeah, you a stupid hoe! Yeah, you a you a stupid hoe!
You a stupid hoe! You a you a stupid hoe! (Stupid stupid!)'
 
Oct 20, 2015 at 4:09 AM Post #140 of 140
Technically speaking a sound bite used as lyrics.









America is waiting for a message of some sort or another.

Takin' it again. Again! Again! Takin' it again.

Well now... no, no... now, we ought to be mad at the government not mad at the people.

Takin' it again. Again! Again! Takin' it again.

I mean, yeah, well... wha-what're ya gonna do?

America is waiting for a message of some sort or another.

No will whatsoever. No will whatsoever! Absolutely no honor.

No will whatsoever. No will whatsoever! Absolutely no integrity.

No will whatsoever. No will whatsoever! I haven't seen any any any citizen over there stand up and say "Hey, just a second."

No will whatsoever. No will whatsoever! I mean, yeah, so... wha-what're ya gonna do?

America is waiting for a message of some sort or another.
 

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