[...] audiophile...
..., when you are just half sucked into this thread and half sucked into Orbital, look at the aforesaid picture, recognize the headphone, scroll down to read on, read something like "big thingies", scroll up again, recognize the headphone for the second time, then realize the big thingies, think "well, yes, big thingies for sure... but, hell, this Orbital is really nice!", then read on.
...or when you own... let me see... at least ten cd players. <sigh>
...or when you know more about many pieces of audio gear than most owners do.
And it's obvious that you are a strange audiophile, when you found that the most effective tweak consists of smoking odd looking cigarettes: Oh, man, the soundstage man, the soundstange! And your brain just turns into a highly effective, but artifact-less equalizer, spatializer and jitter-remover. Yes, it does. Quite so. Works really great. Hehe...
No to mention that it's pretty apparent that you are a crazy audiophile, when you don't own ten different cd players, but some of them double or triple instead, in order to provide some redundancy for the models you really like. <double sigh>
Or it's all just a sign of three years without a proper girlfriend, maybe...
Greetings from Munich!
Manfred / lini