Back in the day there was this girl I was interested in. One weekend she was at a club and I couldn't get in because the line was too long. The next day she said it was a shame I couldn't get in becuase she would have hooked up with me if I had. The next week, while we were in class together, I got an IM from a male hometown friend of hers (living on the other side of the country) who said the girl "asked me to tell you not to talk to her any more, becuase you annoy her."
P.S. This was not grade school. This was in grad school.
P.P.S I am literally the least annoying person in the entire world.
P.P.P.S WTH?!?