[skev13]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Born2bwire I don't know is third base. Let's go over it again, Who's on first, What's on second...

I don't have any confidence, so I'm gonna have to let Ichiro pinch hit for me.

 

[Mr.PD]

I don't do things in public.

Not sober anyway.

Would dancing with a drunk girl in a Denny's count? That was in the restaurant part btw.

I once walked into the tavern with a rifle that I just stolen from someones house. I handed it to the bartender, had another beer or two and went home without it.

[size=xx-small]Okay, okay, I did know the people I took the rifle from. I meant it as a joke, but I don't know if they took it that way or not.[/size]

 

[Spareribs]

The worst thing I ever did in public was at a parking lot. I was walking and all relaxed. I then let out a loud fart and suddenly, I realised that a couple really nice looking girls were in front of me. I was horrified.

As I walked away, one of them giggled. I wanted to kill myself.

 

[Kirosia]

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spareribs The worst thing I ever did in public was at a parking lot. I was walking and all relaxed. I then let out a loud fart and suddenly, I realised that a couple really nice looking girls were in front of me. I was horrified. As I walked away, one of them giggled. I wanted to kill myself.

if it was me, i'd have faced them, lowered my sunglasses, winked and said, "there's a lot more where THAT came from, ladies."

 

[Shizelbs]

Lets see...
Public drunkeness (many, many times)
Fornication (of all varities)
Theft
Vandalism
Yelled profanities
Nudity
Urination

I think that covers it.

 

[LFF]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirosia I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

Do you hang your head and cry?

 

[Lazarus Short]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.PD I don't do things in public. Not sober anyway. Would dancing with a drunk girl in a Denny's count? That was in the restaurant part btw. I once walked into the tavern with a rifle that I just stolen from someones house. I handed it to the bartender, had another beer or two and went home without it. [size=xx-small]Okay, okay, I did know the people I took the rifle from. I meant it as a joke, but I don't know if they took it that way or not.[/size]

You paid for a beer with a rifle, and you're from "Orygun"?! I was guessing the upper peninsula of Michigan, but Orygun will do...

Oh, hell, I may as well tell the worst thing I ever did in Public. It was a long time ago, but I TWICE started to pull away from a stop sign, having looked both ways, but neglecting to notice that pedestrians were right in front of me. Nobody hurt, happily.

Laz

 

[star882]

I was repairing a PC in computer repair class and as I reached over the computer to plug in the cables, the edge of the case caught my shirt and caused a "Janet Jackson" accident. Nobody saw it, though.

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by star882 I was repairing a PC in computer repair class and as I reached over the computer to plug in the cables, the edge of the case caught my shirt and caused a "Janet Jackson" accident. Nobody saw it, though.

are you girl-fi?

 

[wax4213]

Sure sounds like it, I don't think a huge number of the guys would count that as their worst public thing.

 

[Born2bwire]

I went outside once without the paper bag on.

 

[utarch00]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shizelbs Lets see... Public drunkeness (many, many times) Fornication (of all varities) Theft Vandalism Yelled profanities Nudity Urination I think that covers it.

X2 There are probably others.

 

[nibiyabi]

As for those confused about the bases . . .

First Base: Mouth-to-Mouth
Second Base: Hand-to-Genital
Third Base: Mouth-to-Genital
Home Plate: Genital-to-Genital

 

[vapman]

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshifter if it was me, i'd have faced them, lowered my sunglasses, winked and said, "there's a lot more where THAT came from, ladies."

word to that. make the best of a bad situation!

anyway, let's see here. well there was this one time that i became a counselor for a camp for little kids

i can't think of a good one right now. maybe i'll remember this thread later