catachresis
Headphoneus Supremus
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Cheap as chips? What will you do with your $29.99 (or roughly four hours of post-tax campus employment drudgery)?
--Two tickets at the Cineplex to see Jennifer's Body!
--Fritos for the entire frat house!
--Downpayment on ground-effects for your Kia!
--One month's access to unlimited pirate .mp3 downloads!
--1/2 a used but required 8th edition of the Intro. to Chemistry textbook!
--2 hours of tutored essay writing from a PhD who wrote his dissertation on "Radical Alterity and the Trope of Involuted Genitalia in the Poetry of Robert Frost"!
--2 no. Limited Edition Hacky-Sacks!
--45 minutes of love-sick Trans-Atlantic phone conversation with your girlfriend who insists that she is visiting Prague because of the material it will provide her for her Art-history thesis!
--One month's access to unlimited electronic-mail delivery of variably accusatory, moaning, whining, pleading, and despairing emails to your girlfriend, whom you know with grim certainty became way to friendly with that pretentiously-goateed visiting Czech Art-history grad student!
--Amazing earbuds from Philips!
OR you could save your money, clever lad, and invest in a new operating system from Microsoft--the all-new and improbably (and temporarily) inexpensive Windows 7 Ultimate Edition!
Go, Tiger!
--Two tickets at the Cineplex to see Jennifer's Body!
--Fritos for the entire frat house!
--Downpayment on ground-effects for your Kia!
--One month's access to unlimited pirate .mp3 downloads!
--1/2 a used but required 8th edition of the Intro. to Chemistry textbook!
--2 hours of tutored essay writing from a PhD who wrote his dissertation on "Radical Alterity and the Trope of Involuted Genitalia in the Poetry of Robert Frost"!
--2 no. Limited Edition Hacky-Sacks!
--45 minutes of love-sick Trans-Atlantic phone conversation with your girlfriend who insists that she is visiting Prague because of the material it will provide her for her Art-history thesis!
--One month's access to unlimited electronic-mail delivery of variably accusatory, moaning, whining, pleading, and despairing emails to your girlfriend, whom you know with grim certainty became way to friendly with that pretentiously-goateed visiting Czech Art-history grad student!
--Amazing earbuds from Philips!
OR you could save your money, clever lad, and invest in a new operating system from Microsoft--the all-new and improbably (and temporarily) inexpensive Windows 7 Ultimate Edition!
Go, Tiger!