Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressing sharp and I'm
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An I'm a handsome sonofa[gun]
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)
Women's liberation
Came creeping across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I [screwed] this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the [male sexual organ]
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An I'm a miserable sonofa[gun]
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which
(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me and a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights saying, thank you, Fred!
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down, etc.
[cleaned up for Head-fi]