[XxATOLxX]

I think a tazer might work....

 

[Jasper994]

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFF Heaven, I'm in Heaven......

person!!!

 

[lini]

I just wonder what happended to the good, old, trusty and proven method of removing the blanket...

Grinnings from Hannover!

Manfred / lini

 

[Thaddy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by pne how about going to class with a concussion...or with your iq lowered by a few each morning?

Hey, it's her lesson to be learned! Plus like I said, at least she'll be in class...not bed

It's called tough love. No one here ever had that method of parenting when they were growing up?

 

[KYTGuy]

Use her sex and her hormones against her propensity to sleep - play at normal or slightly reduced volumes, a recording with babies crying - she WILL get up. Works on any women in my life, 98%.

 

[skudmunky]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lini I just wonder what happended to the good, old, trusty and proven method of removing the blanket... Grinnings from Hannover! Manfred / lini

Yeah, it always works for me. Then you have to get up and pull the blanket back up, or you could even rip it entirely off the bed and leave it lying on the floor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYTGuy Use her sex and her hormones against her propensity to sleep - play at normal or slightly reduced volumes, a recording with babies crying - she WILL get up. Works on any women in my life, 98%.

Pure evil!

 

[evilgnome]

Cut the cheese.

 

[stevesurf]

Quote:

Originally Posted by JahJahBinks The best way is to make her sleep early, it's simple as that. Human body has a limit u know.

Well, said, again! Of course, you can ask her to try a sleep aid like Ambien CR or Melatonin, until she gets into a good sleep cycle. The other thing is to make her/your bed more enticing, comfortable to sleep in. 500 Count Sheets, fluffy pillows, good ventilation and a hot milk taddy

 

[omedon]

If you haven't solved this yet.







Call in PirateCat!

 

[Dusty Chalk]

I have a girlfriend? And why would you want to wake her?

[size=xx-small]And where is she? looks under couch cushion Nope, not here...[/size]

 

[Dusty Chalk]

Trunk Monkeys?

 

[MdRex]

Day 1: Tell her that you bought the Orpheus system

Day 2: Tell her that you accidentally ran over her multi-k Louis Vuitton bag

That's for 2 days

 

[skudmunky]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dusty Chalk Trunk Monkeys?

heh heh

 

[PinkFloyd]

You: Good morning darling, Breakfast in bed!
Her: Ooh

is that a croissant in your pyjamas or are you just pleased to see me?

Works every time

 

[Enverxis]